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    Bucky finds a popular sex toy modeled on Captain America's own anatomy. Well, isn't this just perfect? Because even after all this time, he still hasn’t seen Steve’s supersoldier cock. But apparently in this day and age anyone with $29.95 can get a decent replica. The unfairness of this is of galactic proportions.

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    4 May 2017

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    "It could be alien technology," Natasha offered, folding her arms over her chest. "Something he stumbled on. They're still finding things from the Chitauri so it's not impossible. But the simplest answer is the most likely."

    "How is magic the simplest answer?" Stark asked.

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    In which Steve is Sleeping Beauty and true love's kiss doesn't have to be requited. Or does it?

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    3 May 2017

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    Steve looked good, He looked hale and hearty and uninjured in his leather jacket, too-tight shirt, and jeans. He got off the motorcycle and his movements were graceful and fluid - no obvious signs of injury. He took off his helmet and --

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    Steve had a beard.

    Bucky’s mechanical hand spasmed oddly.

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    3 May 2017

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    New Years Eve. Suits. Party at Stark's place. Honesty happens.

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    1 May 2017

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    All five of the dogs were in the backyard, bounding enthusiastically through an obstacle course assembled from the kind of junk that accumulated in rich people’s attics. There were platforms made of legless chairs, tents of old tablecloths to run through, and a pile of sofa cushions the dogs took great delight in plowing into. The dogs were being directed by a one-armed man with long brown hair and a serious case of resting murderface.

    "You guys," Clint hissed. "That's the Winter Soldier."

    "Oh, word?" America said. She looked idly at her nails.

    "You knew?"

    Kate rolled her eyes. "Of course we knew. How many one-armed amnesiacs do you think are running around these days? It's fine, I shot at him a little when he first turned up to make sure he wouldn't go berserk."

    "He was real polite about it," America said. "Didn't return fire or anything."

     

    (In which Clint liberates a pack of serum-enhanced dogs and ends up collecting one more stray than he bargained for.)

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