18 Works by anecdotalist

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    They're called Diathim. Purported to be kind, beautiful, androgynous, and mythical. They are of the Force and they inhabit Iego and its moons. A new one is born every thousand years to walk and live among mortals.

    Nine years ago, Anakin Skywalker was conceived by the Force and the Diathim sent one of their own into the galaxy to find him. Xe took on the name Obi-Wan Kenobi and xe's been searching the stars for him. Now, on a mission to Naboo, xe draws closer and closer to a fateful meeting on board a Nubian cruiser...

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    Anakin's jealousy leads to the start of something new between him and Obi-Wan and a lot of frank discussions about things they should have talked about but didn't in canon.


    "It seems that Master Kenobi has been in contact with a certain Senator who is known to be among the leaders of this cabal. Apparently, very close contact. The rumor is that he was seen leaving this Senator's residence this very morning, at an...unseemly hour." Palpatine's voice oozes concern but his eyes gleam sharply.

    Anakin's barely aware of the strategic micro-second of a pause, though; the phrases close contact and unseemly hour rebounding around in his head. Who? Who can it be that Obi-Wan is having assignations with? Why hadn’t he known about this?

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    Anakin is Knighted and decides to give his Padawan braid to Padme instead of to Obi-Wan after his Knighting. Then he learns that there's a lot more meaning to that Tradition than he had realized but is it too late to fix things with Obi-Wan?

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    In which Anakin, Padme, and Ahsoka embark on a quest to find the hottest mall Santa at the Corcuscant mall and Obi-Wan may just be actual Santa Claus. (With Cody, Rex, Waxer, and Boil as his military-trained elvish helpers/bodyguards.)

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    ROTS AU in which Anakin starts dreaming of Padme dying while still on the Outer Rim, Obi-Wan gets recalled to Coruscant early, and when Anakin returns from the Outer Rim, he finds out that he's the father of twins. Cue adorable and hilarious hi-jinks of Jedi attempting to parent.
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    "Obi-Wan? What's going on? What's that?" he asks hesitantly, making his way more slowly down the rest of the ramp. He's in the right place, right? He doesn't think there were any anomalies when he was in hyperspace that could explain Obi-Wan greeting him with a baby in his arms.

    "This is your son, Anakin. His name is Luke. Please don't make any loud noises or sudden movements. I've only just managed to get him to sleep," Obi-Wan says briskly.

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    5x (in 5 AUs) in which Zayn said "C'mon then" to Liam and then kissed him.

    Featuring: goalie!Liam and music-geek!Zayn; spin-the-bottle!Ziam; model!Zayn and photographer!Liam; 007!Liam and Q!Zayn; and Romeo-and-Juliet!Ziam

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    Zayn's son demands a bedtime story on Halloween so Zayn tells him the story of how he and Liam really met.

    This started off as an attempt to write a spooky campfire story but since it's Ziam, it turned out all fluffy anyway.

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    Liam, Zayn, Harry, Niall, and Louis become Best Friends and have Adventures as the make their way through primary school.

    Featuring Liam and Zayn as the bestest of best friends (of course), Louis being a mastermind, and Caroline Watson as the very amused 5th year teacher.

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    Basically what the title says. I don't even know how to summarize this. This is a series of short ficlets featuring Zayn as a kitten and Liam as a puppy and they become best friends.

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    4/?
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    6
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    According to the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, all possible histories and futures are real and there's an infinite number of universes in existence.

    Zayn and Liam are given a pocketwatch...that opens a portal into some of these alternate universes. And so begins another adventure-of-a-lifetime for them.

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    Zayn and Liam travel to numerous AUs where they watch other versions of themselves find each other and fall in love.

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    Tony runs away to the circus when he's 13 and meets Clint. Prompt fill for avengerkink.

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    This is a repost of a fic I started writing almost a year and a half ago and then kinda sorta left to languish (I'm sorry!). But in honor of Avengers: Age of Ultron, I've decided to revive it and try to finish it. The first three parts are the original parts (with just a few tiny grammatical fixes like with spacing and spelling) so the new stuff begins with Chapter 4.

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    In which Zayn and Liam are the id and the superego (or the superego and the id) of Niall's, Harry's, and Louis' psyches.

    (Don't ask, lol.)

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    1D's two-month break starts and Liam goes home.

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    Liam is the King of the Drink Run at his company. He has a system, he's fast, and he doesn't forget orders. Until there's a new barista at the local Starbucks.

    A totally silly ficlet inspired by the McDonald's drink run champion commercial.

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    Liam and Zayn buy a home together. But first they become best friends, fall in love, and get married and along the way, make a lot of decisions together.

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    Zayn dies and wakes up a zombie and this is his (after)life.

    This started out as a little companion fic to I wonder if you ever see the sun but grew to a small monstrosity. It would probably help if you had read the first fic but not necessary, I don't think.

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    Liam's car breaks down on Christmas eve and he finds himself meeting elves and learning all about Santa. And then of course, there's Zayn.

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    "Nice costume, mate, but you're a bit late for Halloween, aren't you?"

    The zombie - man - scowled and lifted a bag and shook it; Liam could hear the rattle of presumably a full bag of candy. "Already got tons here, don't I? You knock on people's doors and all they want to do is shove sugary sweets at you and tell you to go away. I need your help."

    "Oh, okay. Did your car break down? You need to call for a lift or something?" But as he peered around the other man, Liam could see that the street was empty.

    "No. I wish it was that simple. I woke up in the graveyard last night. I think I'm a zombie."

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    Liam wakes up the morning after Halloween to find a zombie knocking on his door. Just a cute little ficlet.

    Update 1/17/2015: Check out the companion fic/sequel - The Life and Times of Zayn the Zombie. :)

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