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    In hindsight, he should have reconsidered the option of a separate phone more carefully, when he started fucking his employer's wife.

    Based on this text post:

    boss: “know why I called you in here?”
    me: “because I accidentally sent you a dick pic”
    boss: “accidentally?”

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    The doctor asked him if he had sex recently. That was his remedy for no longer feeling like a man. And wasn't that what anyone else in Billy's place would do? What Billy would do if he was normal?

     

    8th of 52 aspec drabbles :)

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    Billy thought he understood the way Silver got stuck on Flint, but as he laid beaten up in the shed on the Underhill's plantation he realized he missed something important again.

     

     

    7/52 aspec drabbles :)

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    There was no one to remember Thomas for the man he truly was and James could not bare that this knowledge would die with him.

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    When Natasha requested a change of plan for watching over Tony Stark she backed it up with the fact that he did not find her sexually attractive.

    6th of 52 aspec drabbles :)

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    Everyone always assumes Joe doesn't notice Ken's attraction.

    5th of 52 aspec drabbles!

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    Prompt from Black Sails Kinkmeme: Silver/Flint or James/Thomas, tummy kink - James's cute tummy getting some love. Whatever season. Sex not required. (No feederism, if you please) by anon.

    Happens post season final.

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    Apparently, there was a succubus in Wadley, Georgia of all places. According to the reporter doing the piece - who clearly was never in Georgia, not to mention Wadley, but who happily quoted his reliable informants - no one was able to resist the so-called succubus. She seemed to be changing appearances and genders to fit the tastes of whoever she wanted to seduce perfectly.

    Mulder briefly wondered why a creature who showed themselves as any possible gender became a 'she' to the reporter, but decided the reason for that was probably rooted in the author's sexism rather than any potentially valuable data.

    4th of 52 aspec drabbles!

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    Kissing meme: Spones - 14 - ‘I don’t have the words right now so here’s a kiss’.

    "I thought Vulcans don't worry," Leonard observes smugly and is gratified with Spock's annoyed look. If he could, he would smile at him to deepen that frown.

    "I hardly think you qualify as an expert on vulcan culture," Spock replies tastily and Leonard almost chokes on the halted laughter he knows would be a horrible idea right now.

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    I feel like I'm setting up for a life with my best mate and-"

    "Sounds horrible," agreed Greg sarcastically and she just looked at him until he nodded silently, letting her continue.

    "It's not horrible, it's... fine. But it's not all that it could've been and I- I think I want to try to find that. I think I want to find someone I can love as my lover, husband, not only my best mate. You know it's not the same, you have to."

    3rd of 52 aspec drabbles/ficlets | (Yes, I know, they're getting longer. Sue me.)

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    "Did you get a better offer than a princess?"

    "Somewhat even more unachievable, I think," admitted Eggsy.

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    He enjoys a home-cooked, delicious meal, the same way he enjoys a lovely, quiet walk in the sun, a healthy dose of swimming or hot sex with the right partner. It's all great, but only when he experiences it again, he realizes how much time has passed since the last time.

     

     

    2nd of 52 aspec drabbles/ficlets | (Yes, I'm aware those were supposed to be drabbles. But it's not like anybody who knows me actually expected all of them to be short enough to deserve the name.)

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    It's one of those things separating him from the others, he always assumed. Never really looking for the pleasures of the body.

     

    Title from "Wolves Without Teeth" by Of Monsters and Men.

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    Kissing meme: 02) Painful kiss - Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade for agent-elaine @ tumblr.

    "You're getting full of yourself again; you're not our queen."

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    Kissing meme: 09) ‘We might die tomorrow’ kiss - Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade for holmes-a-holic.

     

    There are so many songs and stories about seeing colour for the first time, but much fewer about losing the sight of it again.

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    Kissing Meme: 06) Tipsy kiss - Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade for hmg621.

     

    "Oh, well, who else would I call?"

     

    "I'm sure Sherlock has some quite interesting alternatives saved in his phone."

     

    "Well, yeah, but I like you."

     

    Well... Wasn't that a loaded sentence that Mycroft certainly shouldn't read too much into.

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    Kissing meme: 16) Teasing kisses on every bit of visible skin - James McGraw/Thomas Hamilton (Fair warning though it ended up being more of a fill for "A kiss we had to wait for" prompt, because a) half-way through I mistook the prompts, b) the idea run away from me a bit, it was supposed to be more focused on them finally getting together, but then it ended up being more of a waiting for it. *shrugs* Sorry! ;))

    This man stood proudly, ready for whatever punishment would fall upon him, because he did the only right thing – protected Thomas and Miranda. As if everything else – the pardons, the pirates, Nassau and Navy and the whole society - fell behind this duty. And to witness such devotion... with God as a witness, Thomas was a patient man, but everyone had their limits and not kissing James right there and then was simply beyond him.

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    Kissing Meme: 10) ‘You nearly died’ kiss - Sam/Bucky for Megan_Moonlight.

     

    "I'm going to kill him," said Bucky, noticing Sam's antics from across the street as he was going back to his flower shop. "I will get there, I will make sure he doesn't fall and break his stupid neck and then I'm going to kill him."

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    Kissing Meme: 08) In the dark kiss - Lestrade/Sally, requested by ragnarok_08 @ LJ.

     

    She giggled and buried her face in his chest to muffle the sound. It wasn't that funny and really, if she had an excuse to do it, why shouldn't she? He was warm and smelled of his special occasion cologne that she came to associate with meetings with DCI and the press, or those days, when he actually left the work on time, because he had plans. And now it was there for her and she smiled, breathing him in.

     

    Title inspired by randomly googled lyrics for this song.

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    Kissing meme: Kirk/Spock - 13 - A kiss we had to wait for (Yes, this was most often asked for prompt, what can I say? This time it turned cracky.)

     

    Jim strongly believes that Spock has the worst timing ever witnessed in a living person.

     

    It's not even about that time, when Spock got him suspended for alleged cheating right before the attack on Vulcan and all cadets being called on their assignments.

     

    Although it really does prove Jim's point.

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