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    It just figured that the first time Julian Bashir set foot on Cardassia after the war, it would be halfway around the world from Elim Garak.

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    21 Jun 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Saitama, a woman who's a hero for fun, stumbles across a cyborg who's fighting against a mosquito lady.

    In other words; cute egg saves broken toaster from the mean bug lady.

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    23 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    That feel when the universe finds out most of their heroes are children.

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    19 May 2017

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    Peeves, though he was nasty about everything else--ickle firsties and orphan girls--got it immediately. For all six years of Harry's Hogwarts tenure, he dropped water balloons on the heads of anyone who misgendered her.

    Professor Binns never quite figured it out, but he didn't know any student's name. Nearly Headless Nick gallantly and somewhat awkwardly called her lady and tried to hold open doors for her, despite the fact that he couldn't open them.

    Snape called Harry "Mr. Potter" for all seven years that he was in Harry's life. Around year three, Ron stopped counting the detentions he got for his increasingly sarcastic responses to this.

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    4 May 2017

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    “Well— I just….” Another deep breath. “...I just can’t…do it.”

    “Date a man?” Genos’s heart deflated at the prospect, hoping his sensei would make this rejection quick and painless. “…A cyborg, none the less?”

    “Wha— NO! I mean…Oh fuck, listen, Genos. I’m just going to say this once. I like you— a lot actually…but I just.” His sensei took a last deep breath calming his nerves while Genos’s core stood still.

     “I just can’t get it up, okay?”

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