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hand writing in journal, Mark Twain quote



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    A superhero walks into a room full of villains- and they play poker and give him a drink. After all, it's the polite thing to do. Only then they get to liking him, and all of a sudden they're slaying dragons for the good guys. It's very disconcerting, but kind of nice.

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    17 Jul 2017

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    Clint was pretty sure he'd seen this movie. Like a lot of things since he'd joined the Avengers, it had been a lot funnier when it wasn't his life.

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    15 Jul 2017

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    Thorin is not quite the masterful bard he thinks he is. Bilbo notices.

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    9 Jul 2017

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    Bard Bowman is the not-so-common humble owner of The Esgaroth, struggling to pay the bills and keep his place on tracks. Until someday a student from the Mirkwood Academy brings his father to his restaurant, a beautiful man who might just change Bard's life, more than he could ever have imagined.

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    20 Jun 2017

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    Dwarves have One Love in their lives and when they find them they fall into the Sanâzyungurs for several days. This means a lot of things to dwarves: unconditional love, a blessing from Mahal, a sense of becoming whole; but mostly what it means is an obscene amount of sex. Sadly, not all dwarves recognize their One right away. Sometimes that realization needs to be triggered by strife or jealousy or some unfortunate predicament.

    Like say, getting attacked by goblins, then orcs, then almost falling off a cliff to your death from a burning tree. Yeah. That should do it.

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    22 Apr 2017