aleatoryContingency
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You start hanging around troll 4chan for the Mediaconflagration links.
You, uh, stay for the porn.
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4 Jun 2013
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You know that you and Egbert have radically different concepts of what, precisely, constitutes a prank.
This does not discourage you in the slightest.
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2 Jun 2013
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Nobody calls you by your first name.
At the office, you go by Mister Egbert or just Egbert alone, but only to the few coworkers you consider close enough to allow the privilege.
At home, your son just calls you Dad.
To others still, you’re pipefan413.
You prefer it, honestly.
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2 Jun 2013
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In which John sucks dick and Dave ascends to raptor tier.
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- Part 6 of I Like Your Booty (But I'm Not Gay)
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1 Jun 2013
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Growing up is all about learning. Learning who you are. Learning who other people are. And learning who they really are. On an asteroid, hurtling between universes, humans and trolls alike are just beginning to realize what is going on behind closed doors and in dark halls.
You are now Dave Strider. And you are dating an alien. Awesome.
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- Part 1 of Time-Bomb
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6 May 2013