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this has no meaning it is just some leaves. if you look really hard you can see the face of a serial killer. there isn't one though. probably.



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  1. Rec *

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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    19 Sep 2017

  2. Rec 58

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    An account of Sollux Captor's adolescence and early adulthood, running parallel with and then diverging from canon, centered on his peculiar and numinous relationship with his Ancestor the Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension. Features quadrant-filling and quadrant-flipping, migraines and mutations, body horror, meta-narrative reacharounds, mania, depression, pain, pailing, acts of startling audacity, and pity deep enough to reach light-years through the starry void.

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    18 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    worldbuilding

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    28 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "I THINK WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. HOW ABOUT WE. GNAW THAT ONE OFF AND START OVER"

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

    Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

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    27 Aug 2017

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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    23 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    dont read t his again