affectionateTea
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- Homestuck (7)
- X-Men: First Class (2011) (1)
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in which Dave tries to take his anger out on furniture and occasionally really hot beverages, John tries to compete with Kanaya for the Meddler of the Year Award, and Kanaya Scoffs Quietly While Simultaneously Rectifying The Situation Without So Much As A Single Drop Of Sodium Based Bodily Temperature Reducing Fluid Secreted. Kanaya maintains her undefeated winning streak, and no one is surprised.
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- Part 2 of Cynic!Dave AU
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You wake up alone, and try not to let it break you.
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Gamzee and Tavros, masters of teen angst.
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He can barely believe he’s finally here, after all this time. Kissing Jake.
Dirk doesn’t think he’s ever been this happy in his life. Not even close. There’s no contest, really.
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Three years is a long time, and with all the consorts blowing bubbles at you all the time and the close quarters you are all crammed pretty often… well, germs tend to abound.
Generously.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with an illustration by Renaris.
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10 May 2013
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Dave is depressed about his love life. Karkat is nervous about this human concept called “fatherhood.” Tequila probably isn’t the best solution to either problem…
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In which Rose reminds Dave of his past failed relationships, Karkat needs Jade to auspisticize between he and himself, John gets a wriggler stuck in his hair, and then Dave and Karkat get drunk and talk about feelings. Features drunken references to both Con Air and Armageddon, possible pale infidelity, one cheek kiss, as well as inappropriate licking of aforementioned wriggler.
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Karkat Vantas' military career began with a shitty haircut.
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7 Apr 2013
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On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
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- Part 1 of A Little Off the Top
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28 Mar 2013
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Being you is hard, and the only one who understands is dead and promised you a next time even though you managed to do absolutely jackshit beyond ruining her pants and acting like a sack of rocks.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr Prompt Fics
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8 Mar 2013