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    Kingsman agent and Water Gifted Harry Hart spends his days capturing and killing the worst the Magical World has to dish out. He doesn't have time for anything else, especially since he's recently been made the head of his organization.

    Than the social worker calls informing him that he needs to take custody of his former step brother's minor daughter, whose older brother has been deemed an unfit guardian for her. But Harry thinks the social worker isn't giving this Eggsy boy a fair chance, and so offers Eggsy the position of the girl's nanny in his home.

    What comes next...well Harry's sure not even the seers could have predicted some of it.

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    17 Oct 2017

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    When the newest evil supervillain—And really, why were all these guys taking their cues from comic books and ignoring the fact that the bad guy always loses in them?—stood there talking about time travel, Eggsy thought it meant showing up at some moment in the past and maybe killing Valentine before the bullet plowed through Harry’s brain, he thought of throwing himself on the grenade so his Da didn’t have to. He thought of alternate universes and time loops and paradoxes, not looking up to see the teddy bear mobile hanging over his head and a pacifier in his mouth.
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    The one in which Eggsy relives his life and kicks ass. Again.

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    12 Oct 2017

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    "Tash? You done cleaning up the helpless puppies down there?"

    “They’re monkeys. And yes. Status report.”

    “I’m up here with Spider-man. He’s bleeding out despite my best efforts. ETA?”

    “Two minutes.”

    “Where are Stark and Rogers?”

    “Arguing.”

    “They’ll wanna see this.”

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    10 Sep 2017

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    Peter Parker is one persistent pain in the ass. After twenty-six long-winded messages, Happy loses all sense of logic.

    To appease Mr. Stark's beloved spider-kid, Happy feeds him an anonymous tip about a rogue, dishonorably-discharged special forces operative. If that just so happens to result in young Parker swinging straight into the arms of the dastardly handsome and thoroughly crude Wade Wilson, well, how could that be his fault?

    (After the events of Spider-Man: Homecoming; Before the events of Deadpool (2016))

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    09 Sep 2017

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    Fiona learns that Rumplestiltskin is the Dark One shortly after Cora breaks his heart, and leaves the Dark Realm to find him. Slowly, they build the relationship they should have had - and Fiona grows determined to restore the destiny she cut away from her son. Years later, when Belle makes a deal to become the Dark One’s maid, she never expects to find his mother living with him, or to find Fiona encouraging her growing relationship with Rumplestiltskin.

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    14 Aug 2017