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  1. Save This Dance by Xparrot for ashley_pitt

    Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    2 Jan 2010

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo,
    • Alexander Waverly,
    • Angst,
    • Down the Chimney Affair 2009,
    • Hospital Scenes,
    • Hurt/Comfort
    Summary

    Trouble on an assignment has Illya considering his newly changed relationship with Napoleon.

    Words:
    9,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    202
  2. Be My Brussels Sprouts by Xparrot for citizenjess

    Futurama  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Multi
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    21 Dec 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Philip Fry/Bender Rodriguez,
    • Philip J Fry/Turanga Leela,
    • Zapp Brannigan/Turanga Leela,
    • Amy Wong,
    • Bender Rodriguez,
    • Kif Kroker,
    • Philip J Fry,
    • Turanga Leela,
    • Zapp Brannigan,
    • Crack,
    • Dubious Consent,
    • Humor,
    • Jealousy
    Summary

    Concerning jealousy, proper robot maintenance, and the hazards of unprotected interspecies relationships.

    Words:
    4,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    693
  3. Significant Effect by Xparrot

    Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Mature
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    26 Oct 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo,
    • Illya/others,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • First Time
    Summary

    Illya is going to drive Napoleon crazy. One way or another.

    Words:
    9,437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
  4. Cleanliness Is Next To by Xparrot

    NCIS: Los Angeles  
    • General Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    23 Oct 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • G. Callen/Sam Hanna,
    • G. Callen,
    • Sam Hanna,
    • Comment Fic,
    • Pre-Slash
    Summary

    Sam's a punctual guy.

    Words:
    212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    209
  5. 5 Nights McGee Can't Forget by Xparrot

    NCIS  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Multi
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    16 Jul 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • McGee/almost everybody,
    • Abby Sciuto,
    • Anthony DiNozzo,
    • Ducky Mallard,
    • Jethro Gibbs,
    • Jimmy Palmer,
    • Timothy McGee,
    • Ziva David,
    • 5 Things,
    • amtdi,
    • cliche_bingo,
    • Crack,
    • Humor
    Summary

    This isn't the first time Tim's had this dream...

    Words:
    4,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    64
  6. The 100 Words Affair (The Man From U.N.C.L.E. drabbles) by Xparrot

    Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    14 Jul 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Napoleon/Illya,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Alternate Universe,
    • Angst,
    • Crack,
    • Drabble,
    • Humor
    Summary

    100-word MUNCLE stories.

    Words:
    497
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Hits:
    40
  7. For Every Action by Xparrot

    Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Multi
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    6 Jun 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Napoleon/Illya,
    • Napoleon/OFC,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Humor,
    • practical jokes
    Summary

    A man's home is his castle, and Napoleon and Illya are laying siege on one another in a fierce, relentless, and very silly war of retribution.

    Words:
    5,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    47
  8. The ATA Affair by Xparrot

    Stargate Atlantis  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    24 May 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • John Sheppard,
    • Rodney McKay,
    • Ronon Dex,
    • Teyla Emmagan,
    • Action/Adventure,
    • Alternate Universe,
    • SGA Genficathon 2009,
    • spy AU
    Summary

    Two of the S.G.C.'s top secret agents, Teyla Emmagan and Rodney McKay, are sent to the Casino Atlantis to investigate the suspicious business dealings of one John Sheppard...

    Words:
    25,943
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    187
  9. Sand Trap by Xparrot

    Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • General Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    8 May 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Action/Adventure,
    • Hurt/Comfort
    Summary

    Injured and pursued by THRUSH, Illya and Napoleon must survive a trek through the Sahara to get vital information to U.N.C.L.E. in time. (Classic h/c, just because I can.)

    Words:
    12,867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99
  10. Discretionary Powers by Xparrot

    The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    13 Apr 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Napoleon/Illya,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • First Time,
    • Fluff
    Summary

    U.N.C.L.E. effects a change in policy, and Illya takes advantage.

    Words:
    2,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Hits:
    61
  11. Sublimierung by Xparrot

    The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Mature
    • Multi
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    7 Apr 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Napoleon/Illya,
    • Napoleon/OFC,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo
    Summary

    "I'm sorry you're missing your date," Illya said, at four thousand feet over the South China Sea.

    Words:
    3,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    30
  12. Temporarily Inactive by Xparrot

    The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    31 Mar 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Episode Tag,
    • Episode: s02e07 The Arabian Affair,
    • Fluff,
    • Humor,
    • Hurt/Comfort
    Summary

    Tag to "The Arabian Affair." "Then prove it," Napoleon said, and that was all the warning he gave.

    Words:
    2,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    39
  13. Island Getaway by Xparrot

    The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • General Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    24 Mar 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Episode s03e12 Concrete Overcoat Affair,
    • Episode Tag,
    • h/c
    Summary

    Missing scene from the end of 3x12 "The Concrete Overcoat Affair, Part 2"
    "There's just one thing--we better leave before the bombers get here."

    Words:
    2,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    39
  14. Making Perfect by Xparrot

    The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  
    • General Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    18 Mar 2009

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Illya Kuryakin,
    • Napoleon Solo,
    • Angst,
    • Episode Tag,
    • Episode: s04e11 The Gurnius Affair
    Summary

    Tag to 4x11 "The Gurnius Affair"

    Four years is a long time. But this is not Napoleon's decision to make anyway.

    Words:
    8,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    43
  15. These Things Do Happen by Xparrot

    NCIS  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    4 Dec 2008

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Anthony DiNozzo/Timothy McGee,
    • Abby Sciuto,
    • Anthony DiNozzo,
    • Timothy McGee,
    • Ziva David,
    • Fluff,
    • Humor
    Summary

    McGee wakes one morning to a startling revelation, and Abby and Ziva are there for him. Much to his dismay.

    Words:
    3,537
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    123
  16. Safekeeping by Xparrot

    Stargate Atlantis  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    6 May 2008

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • John Sheppard,
    • Rodney McKay,
    • Ronon Dex,
    • Teyla Emmagan,
    • Allergies,
    • Community: sga_genficathon,
    • Hurt/Comfort,
    • Slavery,
    • Whump
    Summary

    "Don't worry, McKay," John said. "We'll keep you safe out there." Getting captured by slavers is bad enough, and then Rodney eats the wrong dessert...

    Words:
    17,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    8
  17. Read Between the Lines; or, Slash and the Modern Psychic Investigator by Xparrot

    Psych  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Other
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    19 Sep 2007

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Shawn Spencer/Burton Guster,
    • Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter,
    • Burton Guster,
    • Carlton Lassiter,
    • Juliet O'Hara,
    • Shawn Spencer,
    • breaking the fourth wall,
    • Crack,
    • Humor,
    • Parody
    Summary

    Gus is easily traumatized, and Shawn Spencer will break down the fourth wall with a laser printer to get what he wants.

    Words:
    3,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    124
  18. A Whisper to the Living by Xparrot

    Psych  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • Major Character Death
    • Complete Work

    16 Sep 2007

    Tags
    • Major Character Death,
    • Carlton Lassiter,
    • Juliet O'Hara,
    • Shawn Spencer,
    • Angst,
    • Drama,
    • futurefic
    Summary

    Ten years after the Psych agency closed, Shawn Spencer returns to Santa Barbara.

    Words:
    12,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56
  19. Because by Xparrot

    One Piece  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • F/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    3 Jun 2005

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Roronoa Zoro/Nami,
    • Nami (One Piece),
    • Roronoa Zoro,
    • Stream of Consciousness
    Summary

    Zoro asks, and Nami doesn't answer.

    Words:
    2,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    11
  20. Victory by Xparrot

    Twin Peaks  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    28 Mar 2005

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Sheriff Harry Truman,
    • Special Agent Dale Cooper,
    • Angst,
    • Post-Canon
    Summary

    (Post-finale) Good will always triumph over evil. That doesn't mean it's a happy ending.

    Words:
    2,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    24
  21. Conjoin by Xparrot

    Last Exile  
    • Explicit
    • M/M
    • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    • Complete Work

    23 Feb 2005

    Tags
    • Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings,
    • Dio Eraclea/Lucciola,
    • Dio Eraclea,
    • Lucciola,
    • Pre-Canon
    Summary

    He thought he was prepared. But of course no one is ever truly prepared for Dio.

    Words:
    1,907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    13
  22. Lunar Cycle by Xparrot

    One Piece  
    • General Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    19 Jul 2004

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Monkey D. Luffy,
    • Nami (One Piece),
    • Roronoa Zoro,
    • Sanji,
    • Usopp,
    • Friendship,
    • Humor
    Summary

    "It's probably just the wrong time of the month."

    Words:
    1,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    24
  23. Seven Deaths by Xparrot

    One Piece  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    • Complete Work

    12 Jul 2004

    Tags
    • Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings,
    • Original Characters,
    • Roronoa Zoro,
    • Sanji (One Piece),
    • Angst,
    • Drama,
    • Hurt/Comfort,
    • Religion,
    • Torture
    Summary

    Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

    Words:
    49,544
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Hits:
    8
  24. Of Heroes and Villains and Partners by Xparrot

    Smallville, Static Shock  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • M/M
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    4 Sep 2003

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Clark Kent/Lex Luthor,
    • Richie Foley/Virgil Hawkins,
    • Clark Kent,
    • Lex Luthor,
    • Richie 'Gear' Foley,
    • Virgil 'Static' Hawkins,
    • Crossover,
    • Future Fic,
    • Humor
    Summary

    "Give it up. They know."

    Words:
    2,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    102
  25. And Miles to Go by Xparrot

    Saiyuki  
    • Teen And Up Audiences
    • Gen
    • No Archive Warnings Apply
    • Complete Work

    12 Aug 2003

    Tags
    • No Archive Warnings Apply,
    • Cho Hakkai,
    • Genjo Sanzo,
    • Hakuryuu,
    • Sha Gojyo,
    • Son Goku (Saiyuki),
    • Action/Adventure,
    • Hurt/Comfort,
    • Hypothermia,
    • Snow
    Summary

    Because into every life, a little snow must fall. To say nothing of hypothermia, avalanches, and ice demons...it's going to be one of those days.

    Words:
    16,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    31

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