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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    22 Apr 2017

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    OR: How to Make Friends and Influence Villains OR: Revenge of the Love Life So Bad It Caused an International Incident

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    19 Apr 2017

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    A/U
    Life's what happens when you make other plans.
    Rodney McKay gets back from his unjust Siberia exile and takes a consulting gig that lets him work from home. He picks a random city, gets a cat, and starts cultivating his eccentricity.
    His upstairs neighbor is an insanely hot guy whose cop uniform either means the obvious, or that his night job is a stripper. Rodney doesn't care which, he's busy becoming the old lady with the twitching lace curtains who watches everything. (And, yeah, thinking about what that strip routine might look like. Are those real handcuffs?)

    John Sheppard quit the Air Force in a last-ditch attempt to save his marriage, since there was a kid on the way. It didn't work, and in fact backfired spectacularly, so now he's left with child support payments and a mortgage on a house he doesn't live in (his dad's a dick), an ex-wife who still loves him enough to yank more little bits out of his heart every chance she gets, a kid he gets to see for a few hours every other week, and a job where he gets shot at almost as much as the one he used to love that he quit. (He's a cop. He's okay at it. That's a hard adjustment to make.)
    But at least his new downstairs neighbor is hilarious.

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    18 Apr 2017

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    AU. After the Last Alliance, Thranduil found himself pregnant with the child of an Orc. As he struggles to raise Legolas alone and keep his heritage a secret, the line of Oropher begins to crumble under the pressure.

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    14 Apr 2017

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    When he signed up for the Aerial Corps, he claimed that his name was Augustine Little. It wasn't true, although after fifteen years of being known by others as nothing else it might as well be; he has always known himself as Chaim.

    But men named Chaim Leibovitz do not rise above the rank of midshipman; they certainly do not captain dragons, whatever society may say about aviators. And sometimes, men named Augustine Little can.

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    13 Apr 2017

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