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  1. Rec *

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    A somewhat pointless experiment on Sherlock's behalf leads to John having to re-evaluate pretty much his entire life.

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    23 Feb 2018

  2. Rec *

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    In which Q is seven, Bond is very much out of his element, and the world is about to get a taste of what a child super-genius can do when he only trusts one person. Period.

    James Bond was used to dealing with two things, generally: guns, and people trying to shoot him with guns. Usually, the second was a problem, and could be solved with the first. Kids were neither as dependable as guns, nor was it socially acceptable to shoot them if they became threatening.

    And how funny was it that one of Britain's best agents was more terrified by having to deal with a seven-year-old enigma than he was of facing a score of enemy sharp-shooters?

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    11 Feb 2018

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    As MI6's senior quartermaster, Q is accustomed to dealing with all manner of oddities. But an agent who won't stay dead, a bomb in his office, and bad tea all combine to make for a stressful day. The muggers on the way home only make matters worse.

    And that's before the owl shows up.

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    21 Jan 2018

  4. Rec *

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    James and Q have been mated for over a year, they've stopped trying to avoid pregnancy, and now the Quartermaster finds himself expecting...
    James is overprotective, Q is in over his head, and both are just a little bit over the moon.
    Of course, they don't train SIS agents in pregnant omega care, or child care for that matter... Or meeting your mate's more than slightly unhinged family.
    Neither do they train Quartermaster's in juggling pregnancy symptoms with work, protective lovers, and growing your own life form.

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    20 Jan 2018

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    19 Jan 2018