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He That Rides Unseen by Vulgarweed
The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson movies)
7 May 2013
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There is much more to Bilbo than meets the eye – especially on those occasions when none of him does. Thorin has faced down his fears on so many truly dangerous occasions, he will not shrink from the mere uncanniness of being seduced by someone he can't see. A fandom-specific kink: sex with the Ring on.
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New Skin for the Old Ceremony by Vulgarweed for aten_ra
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Jan 2013
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Crowley's snakelike qualities have been manifesting more and more strongly lately, with additional (and not unpleasant) side effects. Aziraphale is intrigued and interested - and a little freaked out when he meets a much less charming and attractive snake demon on a side mission to Chicago. He comes to Crowley to have his positive associations restored. (Crossover with The Dresden Files; spoilers for Death Masks.)
Author's warning: Depending on your interpretation, some undertones of bestiality.
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Not Always the Same Joke by Vulgarweed for Cinaed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2013
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Two teen angels who met their Maker in the '80s are sent back to Earth to re-establish contact with one of Heaven's agents and to keep an eye on kids. Inspired by the song Alleluia, by Dar Williams. Written for Cinaed in the 2012 Good Omens Holiday Exchange.
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Sherlock decides he does want to go hunting with John after all. But not for deer. (History tells us the first competitive game with paintball guns was played in 1981. The first large, well-organized, PG-rated, and heterosexual one, perhaps...)
Smutty coda to The Bone Fiddle (the story of how they met, how they caught a serial killer, and how they hooked up and shacked up in this AU 'verse; West Virginia, USA, 1973; Vietnam-vet!John).
This takes place about a month afterward. If you haven't read TBF, you can probably still understand this, because it's just a PWP about their kinky redneck sex games. Sherlock and John play much more RACK than SSC. (Consensual? Definitely yes. Safe and sane? Definitely not.)
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The Bone Fiddle by htebazytook, Vulgarweed
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Dec 2012
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Appalachian AU! In November 1973, Vietnam vet John Watson returns to his family's old home in Arthel County, West Virginia, deep in coal country. His low expectations include recuperation and boredom. Instead he finds a ruined landscape, a series of grisly murders, and one of the world's weirdest neighbors.
Warnings/content: Some violence. Explicit sex. Tobacco-chewing. (Not all at the same time.)
Huge thanks to beta reader bethbethbeth/Beth H!
Now COMPLETE.
Now featuring: The Bone Fiddle Fanmix! Music is the heart and the spine of this story, so here is over two hours of it. Traditional Appalachian music, period-appropriate rock, and atmospheric alt-country. All the murder ballads mentioned in the story are here.
Beautiful cover art by songofthecuckoo. Thank you so much!
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If You Try Sometimes, You Get What You Need by Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2012
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The teenaged Antichrist does things like a normal person most of the time. But when he's desperate to get rid of his virginity, he reverts to type.
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- Part 8 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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The Wind's Will by Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sandman, Lucifer (Comic)
24 Jun 2012
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Adam Young's "biological" father has not exactly been present in his life, and most likely that's a very good thing for the world (it's still here, so it must have been). That doesn't mean Adam wasn't hurt by his absence. Crossover with both Sandman and Mike Carey's Lucifer comic; in this story, Adam is the son of that Lucifer. Who's really not as bad as all that - but certainly isn't nice either, except in the oldest sense of the word. Happy belated Father's Day!
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- Part 7 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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What is the appeal of talking dirty in bed? Is it at least partly the charge that comes from speaking the forbidden? If that's the case, then an angel and a demon might have rather different needs.
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- Part 6 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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There are times when Aziraphale isn't very happy with the shape of his human body--but Crowley can't get enough of it just the way it is.
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- Part 5 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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Aziraphale's wings are a mess. What Crowley is doing to fix that might make them worse in the long run.
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- Part 4 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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Crowley is very un-demonic in the aftermath of a disaster at sea. But at least he claims salvage rights.
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- Part 3 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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Wensleydale looks very sexy while wearing his nerdy hobby, and Brian wants to point out some aspects he might have missed.
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- Part 2 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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L'appel du vide (the appeal of the void) is the French phrase for the intense, if brief, urge to jump from high places. It manifests differently in beings who can fly.
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- Part 1 of Neither Side Created Kink Memes
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A lingerie shop in Soho acquires spiritual responsibilities, indirectly and accidentally. Written for Porn Battle 2012.
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A hot dame, a missing youth, a quirky consultant—and much much more than meets the eye at stake. Private Investigator A.J. Crowley just might be in over his head this time.
(Crime Noir AU; written for Eldanis in the 2010 Good Omens Holiday Exchange)
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Their Satanic Majesties Request by Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Mar 2012
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Reluctant rock star Crowley is terrible at bargaining for souls, but not so terrible at winning the attentions of the one audience member he cares about most. Their Arrangement had stayed in comfortable stasis for a thousand years. It only took one decade to change it forever. (Crowley and Aziraphale do The Sixties--or do The Sixties do them?)
2011 Good Omens Holiday Exchange Gift for Thilia, who wanted a rock star AU.
Author's warning: Drug use and consensual sex under the influence.
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Angels don’t have faith the way humans do; the existence of God is a given. Aziraphale still has his feathers very ruffled over the matter of his sexuality; after all, as an angel, he’s probably not supposed to have one at all. Desire didn’t do the Watchers, who Fell for desire for human women, any favors. But it’s certainly not human women Aziraphale wants – does that make it better or worse?
Written for Queer Fest 2011. Prompt: A character finds a way to reconcile their faith and sexuality.
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If there's anything the 469th Halftrack, Gravedigging, and Support Unit of the Afrikakorps needs desperately, it's a Christmas party. If there's anything Udo Schmidt never ever needed, it's to become an event planner.
Author's Warning: I tried to keep the humor in-character and canon-like, which means a lot of offensive language and attitudes. (The story's rating is almost entirely for language.)
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All Hellhounds Go to Heaven (The Warp and Woof Remix) by Vulgarweed for Sout
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Apr 2011
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When one's very existence can alter the warp and woof of the world, who's to say what is and what should be? In which Dog flirts with his former true nature, Aziraphale keeps a stiff upper lip, and Crowley has uncomfortable revelations. A remix of Sout's "Lessons Learned From Small Dogs."
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A Mirror of Moths by Vulgarweed for eyebrowofdoom
Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
16 May 2010
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Aragorn and Frodo thought their interludes to be entirely private. But the whole future of Middle-earth was at stake.