Vulgarweed



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    "And this habitation might seem a little thing to those who consider only the majesty of the Ainur, and not their terrible sharpness; as who should take the whole field of Arda for the foundation of a pillar and so raise it until the cone of its summit were more bitter than a needle; or who consider only the immeasurable vastness of the World, which still the Ainur are shaping, and not the minute precision to which they shape all things therein." - J. R. R. Tolkien, Ainulindalë

    The adventures of the detail-oriented Maia detective Sérelókë in Arda, his Sindarin companion Iaun Hossiôn, and all the terrifying things they, er, encounter.

    A Sherlock/Silmarillion crossover that is largely an excuse for ridiculous BDSM porn in high-falutin' language.

    Words:
    70,225
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    4
  2. Summary

    Or, as we like to call it behind its back, "The Erotic Adventures of Hillbilly Sherlock Holmes." Appalachian AU-verse; West Virginia coal country, early 1970s.

    Words:
    106,773
    Works:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    132
  3. Words:
    4,137
    Works:
    3
  4. Summary

    My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).

    Words:
    8,937
    Works:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    13
  5. Words:
    31,657
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    42

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 77

    Tags
    Summary

    Written for this fill on the Sherlock kink meme: John goes out and has lots of satisfying sex with multiple partners (whomever you please). Sometimes with more than one person on the same day. Maybe even sometimes with more than one person at the same time.

    But every time he comes home, he takes off his clothes while NotInterestedInSexForHimself!Sherlock prowls around him, deducing exactly what John did in bed (or out of it) and with whom.

    Sherlock finds this quite satisfying.

    John finds it QUITE... satisfying: he usually winds up either wanking or getting off one last time just to the sound (and on the occasions when he's all shagged out and can't get it up with a forklift, the memory is his fuel for the morning wank the next day).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,926
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    425
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    6991

    12 Dec 2016

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    It wasn't always comfortable, this transport of his; sometimes he just needed to get off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    1194
    Bookmarks:
    408
    Hits:
    29694

    10 Dec 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 82

    Tags
    Summary

    Lord Sherlock Holmes is a wealthy aristocrat who lives almost like a hermit and indulges in opium-eating and sporadic crime solving. One evening, in the throes of a drug-caused hallucination, he stumbles upon Doctor John Watson. It’s love at first sight for the still-virgin Sherlock, but he’s convinced the other man could never feel the same.
    When a renowned painter is killed, Sherlock convinces John to help him with the investigation and their friendship takes an unexpected turn.
    This story was inspired in some measure by my previous work, A Dangerous Liaison, and by the fact that I wasn’t done with 1920s London.
    I have taken my account of opium intoxication from Thomas de Quincey and his Confessions of an English Opium Eater.

     

    ETA 10th October: This work is now complete.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,470
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    7438

    22 Nov 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 29

    Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,451
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3027

    23 Oct 2016

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sherlock is very appreciative of how John looks in a suit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    1056
    Bookmarks:
    384
    Hits:
    34772

    10 Oct 2016

Navigation