Vulgarweed



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    Or, as we like to call it behind its back, "The Erotic Adventures of Hillbilly Sherlock Holmes." Appalachian AU-verse; West Virginia coal country, early 1970s.

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    "And this habitation might seem a little thing to those who consider only the majesty of the Ainur, and not their terrible sharpness; as who should take the whole field of Arda for the foundation of a pillar and so raise it until the cone of its summit were more bitter than a needle; or who consider only the immeasurable vastness of the World, which still the Ainur are shaping, and not the minute precision to which they shape all things therein." - J. R. R. Tolkien, Ainulindalë

    The adventures of the detail-oriented Maia detective Sérelókë in Arda, his Sindarin companion Iaun Hossiôn, and all the terrifying things they, er, encounter.

    A Sherlock/Silmarillion crossover that is largely an excuse for ridiculous BDSM porn in high-falutin' language.

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    My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).

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  1. Rec 18

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    Sometimes, lightning does strike twice.

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    12 Jul 2017

  2. Rec 34

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    A collection of 500-word cocktail-inspired ficlets. All chapters stand alone. Lots of different pairings & kinks & AUs.

    83. Long Island Iced Tea. It's too hot for sex. Johnlock. Drunk sex.

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    12 Jul 2017

  3. Rec 6

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    If you want something talked about, get a man. If you want something done, get a woman.

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    27 Jun 2017

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    "And what was the very last thing, the most recent thing, written about Sherlock?”

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    23 Jun 2017

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    A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense.

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    22 Jun 2017

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