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  1. Summary

    Or, as we like to call it behind its back, "The Erotic Adventures of Hillbilly Sherlock Holmes." Appalachian AU-verse; West Virginia coal country, early 1970s.

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    "And this habitation might seem a little thing to those who consider only the majesty of the Ainur, and not their terrible sharpness; as who should take the whole field of Arda for the foundation of a pillar and so raise it until the cone of its summit were more bitter than a needle; or who consider only the immeasurable vastness of the World, which still the Ainur are shaping, and not the minute precision to which they shape all things therein." - J. R. R. Tolkien, Ainulindalë

    The adventures of the detail-oriented Maia detective Sérelókë in Arda, his Sindarin companion Iaun Hossiôn, and all the terrifying things they, er, encounter.

    A Sherlock/Silmarillion crossover that is largely an excuse for ridiculous BDSM porn in high-falutin' language.

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  5. Summary

    My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).

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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    4 Aug 2017

  2. Rec 21

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    Hwaet! I sing of those immortal heroes: The Tall Detective and The Shorter Man.

    Now tall Sherlock, called the genius,       sees the parsley in the butter,
    cries Oh! and soon declares the answer.       He knows the killer, has deduced it;
    and John Watson, called the doctor,       whose gun is sure, whose hands are steady,
    cries to him in admiration,       hails him Brilliant and Fantastic.

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    24 Jul 2017

  3. Rec 20

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    Sometimes, lightning does strike twice.

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    12 Jul 2017

  4. Rec 34

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    A collection of 500-word cocktail-inspired ficlets. All chapters stand alone. Lots of different pairings & kinks & AUs.

    Four linked ficlets in the 'Gee, it's hot!' trope.

    83. Long Island Iced Tea. It's too hot for sex. Johnlock. Drunk sex.
    84. Tonic Water. Molly catches Sherlock & John in the morgue freezer. John/Molly/Sherlock.
    85. Iced Cascara Coconutmilk Latte. Moriarty & Seb drop by the morgue. Moriarty/Molly/Moran. Crack.
    86. Little Dragon. Mycroft & Lestrade meet on the way to the morgue. Dialogue only. Mystrade. Chatting over drinks. Innuendo but no smut.

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    12 Jul 2017

  5. Rec 6

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    If you want something talked about, get a man. If you want something done, get a woman.

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    27 Jun 2017

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