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  1. Summary

    Or, as we like to call it behind its back, "The Erotic Adventures of Hillbilly Sherlock Holmes." Appalachian AU-verse; West Virginia coal country, early 1970s.

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    "And this habitation might seem a little thing to those who consider only the majesty of the Ainur, and not their terrible sharpness; as who should take the whole field of Arda for the foundation of a pillar and so raise it until the cone of its summit were more bitter than a needle; or who consider only the immeasurable vastness of the World, which still the Ainur are shaping, and not the minute precision to which they shape all things therein." - J. R. R. Tolkien, Ainulindalë

    The adventures of the detail-oriented Maia detective Sérelókë in Arda, his Sindarin companion Iaun Hossiôn, and all the terrifying things they, er, encounter.

    A Sherlock/Silmarillion crossover that is largely an excuse for ridiculous BDSM porn in high-falutin' language.

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  5. Summary

    My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).

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    When Sherlock is forced to share his eyrie, he is determined to make the best of it. However, he has no intention of ever pair-mating. It's a pity his body has other ideas.

    John Watson can't believe his luck when he meets Sherlock Holmes. But who would ever want a flightless Tiercel with PTSD who can't even manage a courtship flight?

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    11 May 2017

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    OctoJohn has been trying everything he can think of to attract Merlock’s attention.

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    25 Apr 2017

  3. Rec 5

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    After Sam's brutal attack, Shelob heals herself.

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    1 Apr 2017

  4. Rec 76

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    John’s never done this before. Never even imagined it.

    He draws his hand back and presses the muzzle into Sherlock’s lower back. “Shirt off,” he says.

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    20 Mar 2017

  5. Rec 14

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    "Sherlock means to stand, but he feels like he’s outside himself, like he exists just slightly above his own body. He looks down and the floor is mud, then cobble stone, then it’s the roof he jumped from, then it’s the carpet in the Watson’s apartment."

    (Sherlock gets trapped in a drug-induced fantasy that is scarily close to his real life.)

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    36
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    14
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    513

    12 Mar 2017

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