Vulgarweed



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  1. Summary

    "And this habitation might seem a little thing to those who consider only the majesty of the Ainur, and not their terrible sharpness; as who should take the whole field of Arda for the foundation of a pillar and so raise it until the cone of its summit were more bitter than a needle; or who consider only the immeasurable vastness of the World, which still the Ainur are shaping, and not the minute precision to which they shape all things therein." - J. R. R. Tolkien, Ainulindalë

    The adventures of the detail-oriented Maia detective Sérelókë in Arda, his Sindarin companion Iaun Hossiôn, and all the terrifying things they, er, encounter.

    A Sherlock/Silmarillion crossover that is largely an excuse for ridiculous BDSM porn in high-falutin' language.

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  2. Summary

    Or, as we like to call it behind its back, "The Erotic Adventures of Hillbilly Sherlock Holmes." Appalachian AU-verse; West Virginia coal country, early 1970s.

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  4. Summary

    My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 75

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    John’s never done this before. Never even imagined it.

    He draws his hand back and presses the muzzle into Sherlock’s lower back. “Shirt off,” he says.

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    20 Mar 2017

  2. Rec 10

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    "Sherlock means to stand, but he feels like he’s outside himself, like he exists just slightly above his own body. He looks down and the floor is mud, then cobble stone, then it’s the roof he jumped from, then it’s the carpet in the Watson’s apartment."

    (Sherlock gets trapped in a drug-induced fantasy that is scarily close to his real life.)

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    12 Mar 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tom Bombadil has a terrifying encounter with Melkor that changes him forever. A poem he didn’t recite for Frodo & company.

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    12 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    There's Sherlock, and there's Mary. Mary is pretty sure that can work.

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    10 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results.

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    12/12
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    7 Mar 2017

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