Vulgarweed
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He That Rides Unseen by Vulgarweed
The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson movies)
7 May 2013
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There is much more to Bilbo than meets the eye – especially on those occasions when none of him does. Thorin has faced down his fears on so many truly dangerous occasions, he will not shrink from the mere uncanniness of being seduced by someone he can't see. A fandom-specific kink: sex with the Ring on.
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New Skin for the Old Ceremony by Vulgarweed for aten_ra
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Jan 2013
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Crowley's snakelike qualities have been manifesting more and more strongly lately, with additional (and not unpleasant) side effects. Aziraphale is intrigued and interested - and a little freaked out when he meets a much less charming and attractive snake demon on a side mission to Chicago. He comes to Crowley to have his positive associations restored. (Crossover with The Dresden Files; spoilers for Death Masks.)
Author's warning: Depending on your interpretation, some undertones of bestiality.
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Not Always the Same Joke by Vulgarweed for Cinaed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2013
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Two teen angels who met their Maker in the '80s are sent back to Earth to re-establish contact with one of Heaven's agents and to keep an eye on kids. Inspired by the song Alleluia, by Dar Williams. Written for Cinaed in the 2012 Good Omens Holiday Exchange.
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Sherlock decides he does want to go hunting with John after all. But not for deer. (History tells us the first competitive game with paintball guns was played in 1981. The first large, well-organized, PG-rated, and heterosexual one, perhaps...)
Smutty coda to The Bone Fiddle (the story of how they met, how they caught a serial killer, and how they hooked up and shacked up in this AU 'verse; West Virginia, USA, 1973; Vietnam-vet!John).
This takes place about a month afterward. If you haven't read TBF, you can probably still understand this, because it's just a PWP about their kinky redneck sex games. Sherlock and John play much more RACK than SSC. (Consensual? Definitely yes. Safe and sane? Definitely not.)
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The Bone Fiddle by htebazytook, Vulgarweed
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Dec 2012
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Appalachian AU! In November 1973, Vietnam vet John Watson returns to his family's old home in Arthel County, West Virginia, deep in coal country. His low expectations include recuperation and boredom. Instead he finds a ruined landscape, a series of grisly murders, and one of the world's weirdest neighbors.
Warnings/content: Some violence. Explicit sex. Tobacco-chewing. (Not all at the same time.)
Huge thanks to beta reader bethbethbeth/Beth H!
Now COMPLETE.
Now featuring: The Bone Fiddle Fanmix! Music is the heart and the spine of this story, so here is over two hours of it. Traditional Appalachian music, period-appropriate rock, and atmospheric alt-country. All the murder ballads mentioned in the story are here.
Beautiful cover art by songofthecuckoo. Thank you so much!
Recent series
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Neither Side Created Kink Memes by Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (Comic), Sandman
26 Jun 2012
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My collected fills for the Good Omens Kink Meme over the years (both old and new memes).
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Internal Rhyme series by Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Gaiman & Pratchett, RPF Historical - 16th Century
31 Mar 2010
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Ship Song (Der Himmel Uber Berlin Remix) by kenaz for Vulgarweed
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, wings of desire
16 May 2010
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To be... or not to be. Apparently, that *is* the question. With special guest stars Peter Falk, Blixa Bargeld, and Nick Cave. Soundtrack by the Bad Seeds. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
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24 May 2010
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Such Harmony is in Immortal Souls by Sarah T (SarahT) for PeterM
John the Balladeer - Wellman
20 Dec 2009
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You're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird.
Bookmarked by Vulgarweed
28 Dec 2009
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The True Death of Frank Gardiner by mattador for Measured_Words
Cthulhu Mythos - Lovecraft
21 Dec 2009
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I have seen things under the water that no laughing sailor's tale, no matter how gruesome or exaggerated, could ever fathom. And the most fearful thing I have ever seen is the death of Frank Gardiner.
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28 Dec 2009
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Poetry and theology; with a side order of hot boys kissing
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28 Dec 2009
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John finds strange things afoot in a dying coal town. Modern setting.
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24 Dec 2009