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    "We should probably go soon, anyway," she says. "There's an unconscious man in the ladies' bathroom with 'wanker' written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions."

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    24 Nov 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bilbo is a retired war hero. He spent 30 years of his life fighting various battles across Middle Earth as part of the Royal Middle Earth Army, before retiring to a quiet life in his hometown of Hobbiton until the peace and (relative) quiet drives him insane and he reenlists (the bets are on at a year, max). Unfortunately for those awaiting his return, Bilbo never does reenlist, due to unforeseen circumstances (because really, what else can you call getting vanished off the face of Middle Earth?) (Those who thought he completely vanished were wrong, though. He may never have been seen again in that century, but only because no one bothered to check the history books)

    An AU in which Bilbo was born and raised in Modern Middle Earth before getting sent back to the end of the Third Age in a desperate and terribly misinformed plot to mess up the Company's quest that backfires horribly, much to Gandalf's ammusement. OR: Do your research, damn it!

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    24 Nov 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    In which a 21st century woman finds herself plopped into Middle Earth and has to travel with a company of 15 crude, smelly, frustrating men, all while trying to change the ending of a tale she thought only found in a children's book. What use is foresight against the stubbornness of dwarves? Suppose she won't know until she tries.

    Besides, she's grown quite fond of one crude, smelly, frustrating dwarf in particular, and has no intention of letting him kick the bucket.

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    19 Nov 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Joan Watson, who had been called Bella Baggins in another life, knew full well that her roommate, Sherlock Holmes, was once known throughout all of Middle Earth as the dragon, Smaug. Sherlock has changed a great deal, though, and has traded his lust for gold with a lust for solving mysteries. Joan follows him around, partly because Gandalf and Greg, sorry Bard, asked her to and partly because Sherlock is the only connection she has to those she lost so long ago.

    As much as she misses them, Joan is not happy when thirteen men and one woman break into her flat with swords and tie Sherlock up. She is especially not pleased with Thorin, who dared to die on her before she could slap sense into him over that blasted Arkenstone. So what if she died destroying the One Ring? At least her death had a purpose.

    And no, she is not shagging the dragon, no matter what Thorin thinks.

    Or: Nobody bothered telling Moriarty that he was going to have to deal with a bunch of reincarnated dwarves and an elf.

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    18 Nov 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Stone-sense, culture clash, plenty of porn, and the veiled enigma known as Nori: the Quest, as experienced by Dwalin son of Fundin, Company Master-at-Arms and Defense.

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    13 Nov 2014

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