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    Let’s just assume Thrain spent a good decade or three more on his wanderings before being killed by Sauron.

    On one of her adventures Belladonna Baggins has a torrid affair with a batty old dwarf who claims he is the rightful king of some long-lost mountain. It was jolly good fun, but she has a smial waiting for her back home with her husband inside. Bungo, bless his heart, takes the news of her pregnancy by another man, err- dwarf, in good stride.

    And when their son is born, well, he has Bungo’s chin, doesn’t he? The neighbourhood certainly doesn't need to know that her Bilbo isn't a Baggins, let alone an actual Hobbit. And his feet are furry (just slightly so) and his ears are pointed (just a bit rounder than normal) and he eats like any Hobbit would.

    It's just that sometimes, when he corrects her on her history or spends hours weaving the tale of some mountain kingdom and manages the other fauntlings like he is some sort of princeling, that Belladonna thinks that the only odd thing about her son is how he seems old beyond his years.

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    09 Feb 2018

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    07 Feb 2018

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    “Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo muttered, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”


    Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright or more likely shock. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.


    (Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)

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    07 Feb 2018

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    Sam and Cybertronian artifacts have always mixed funny. The control matrix to the Space Bridge was his priority and he's sure he took it out.
    But he wakes up on Cybertron before its' ruin and destruction, with a voice calling him 'Prime', in a familiar frame with a Spark in his chest. Megatron rules by Optimus' side, working to make his world a better place, a champion for freedom for all. Sam has no idea what happened to make this freedom fighter turn into a warlord, but he's going try to prevent whatever caused the war that ruined Cybertron.
    He has some help in the form of the AllSpark, and maybe even once enemies and allies who don't have any idea who he is.
    No Sacrifice, No Victory.

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    12 Jan 2018

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    A few weeks after Reborn arrives in Namimori and turns Tsuna's life upside-down, a young man with ancient eyes and an easygoing smile wanders into town as well. And all of a sudden, everything changes, another path is laid out, and what little sense is left in Tsuna's world promptly flies out the proverbial window.

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    03 Jan 2018