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    Welcome to the Squirrel Girl/Kraven the Hunter shame pit, where good things happen to bad people and the bad people try to be less bad for like, five whole minutes maybe.

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    A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.

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    this is hella old you guys why are you still reading it please have mercy on my weary soul 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。

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    This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.

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    16 Nov 2017

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    18 Oct 2016

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    "And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
    He tends to get carried away with his projects."

    Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
    Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com

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    26 Sep 2016

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    In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.

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    26 May 2016

  5. Rec 54

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    There's nothing particularly funny about sex pollen," Jemma said, although there really, really was. "It took out an entire base in Cuzco, back in '05. Or so I'm told."

     

    Because SHIELD’s HR department is really alarmingly thorough, as Skye is about to find out.

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    01 Jan 2015