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    Due to a quirk of language, the Marquis de Lafayette thinks upon meeting General Washington that he is now his hero's adopted son.

    Or: the Washington-Lafayette romcom complete with meetcute, sweet gift exchanges, a leg wound, promotions, and a final understanding.

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    America's favourite bastard orphan should never have been given a cell phone.

    Modern AU, 100% crack, an ongoing look into Hamilton's phone.
    Series of oneshots, only real continuity will be the contact names in his phone.

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    22 Mar 2017

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    “Sir?” He asks, though it is clear there isn’t much on the other end of that query so instead of responding Washington elects to kiss him again.
    Falling in love with his most trusted aide-de-camp was hardly what Washington had anticipated happening, but the man looks like a masterpiece with the tongue of a viper. How can he say no to him, how could he ever say no to him?

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    21 Mar 2017

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    "The man's shoulders slumped. "Some days, Gilbert," he sighed dramatically, expression somber as he stared into the distance, "I hate all of the world except for you. And Eliza. Angelica too, if we're pushing it."

    Then he-

    Flopped onto the sofa. And half onto John. And promptly fell asleep, curled into John's side, face buried into the crook of his neck."

    a twist on the 'I walked into the wrong apartment but oh hEY' AU. because alex really needs a nap.

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    20 Mar 2017

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    Written for the TFA Kink Meme prompt (http://tfa-kink.dreamwidth.org/1082.html?thread=71994#cmt71994): A friend and I were discussing how BB-8 should take advantage of the fact that Finn can't understand droid to encourage Poe to tap that.

    [Organics make this too complicated. Merely insert external sexual organs into internal sexual organs.]
    "BB-8, that's not exactly how--"
    [INSERT EXTERNAL SEXUAL ORGANS INTO INTERNAL SEXUAL ORGANS.]
    "Where are you even finding this information?"
    [AND THEN PROCEED WITH AGITATION.]
    "You're not allowed near the other pilots anymore."

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