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    "It isn’t all that bad,” Grantaire says, tail waving around idly. “I mean. I’m better at being a dragon. Better than I was at being human. I was pretty shit at being human.”

    “But,” Enjolras thinks about Grantaire’s mismatched hoard and his gruff but overall friendly demeanor. “You’re awful at being a dragon.”

    Grantaire responds to that by slamming his tail right into Enjolras’ gut.

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    Enjolras is a knight in slightly battered armor and Grantaire is the laziest dragon in all of history. The road to happily ever after was apparently paved with much more bickering than Enjolras had expected. (Or the one where curses and emotions make everything complicated.)

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    31 Dec 2017

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    THIS IS THE BEST EVER AAAAA

    (Contains ableist language)

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    Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

    Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

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    30 Nov 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    RLY cute I can't believe I've not bookmarked it before I've read it like six times over the years ????

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    In a universe where Poe was never captured and FN-2187 never defected, the Resistance has fought the First Order to a standstill, and the two sides agree to a peace treaty so they can retreat and lick their wounds. One of the terms of the treaty is that, to symbolize the new detente, a representative of each side shall wed the other...and of course the Generals can only ask their most loyal fighters to step forwards.

    Poe's more than a little dubious about marrying a Stormtrooper, but for the sake of peace, he'll do almost anything. And FN-2187 will do his duty.

    Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

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    23 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OK THIS HAD EVERYTHING I NEEDED AND WANTED BUT I STILL WANT ABOUT TEN TIMES AS MUCH MAYBE EVEN HUNDRED MIGHT WANT A THOUSAND TIMES THIS THIS THIS

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    There are good baristas. There are bad baristas. And then there's Enjolras.

    To be fair, he's only working in the world's worst coffee shop because nobody but Mr. Valjean would ever give a job to a futureless hooligan with an ever-growing arrest record. The highlight of his painfully boring workday is this one asshole who always stumbles in and orders impossibly complicated coffee thirty minutes before closing. Enjolras really wishes he didn't want to rip Grantaire's clothes off whenever they start talking political theory, or when Grantaire treats him like the law student he thinks Enjolras is instead of like a man who spends most of his free time writing angry letters and punching people.

    [[now completed by a rambling account of what i would've written next, all the way to the end!!!]]

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    28 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fUCK

    (contains ableist language)

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    Illya’s mark – Solo’s claim on his skin- is an ugly thing. In childhood it had shone like Solo’s, beautiful and good and bright, but then he had gone to the KGB, and there, they had tried to destroy the mark. To make him truly equal, and no one's submissive. His mark has burned patches outlining it, thin crosshatches of scars, pockmarked pits of white skin- and yet, the mark returned, every time.

    (Illya and Napoleon in a BDSM soulmates AU).

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    27 Aug 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oooooooooh ffs

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    Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.

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    15 Jun 2017

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    THIS IS A WILD ANGST RIDDEN RIDE I LOVE IT

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    "There is something you should know before making a final decision.”

     

    “I’m already aware he’s Russian, sir,” Napoleon said. “And he’s still on good terms with them, so he must at least technically be a Communist.”

     

    Waverly brushed that aside. “All of the Russian agents are. Kuryakin, however, is also an admitted homosexual.”

     

    (An original-recipe Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic.)

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    09 Jun 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm not 100% sure what I think of this but. Yeah.

    (Contains homophobia like whoa)

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    Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.

    “Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”

    Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.

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    08 Jun 2017

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    I'm emotionally compromised

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    During the war, Napoleon fell in love with another soldier. When he died, Napoleon swore he would never love again.

    It doesn't take long for Illya Kuryakin to complicate that promise Napoleon made to himself.

    And further complicate it by going missing.

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    20 May 2017

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    oH FUCK

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    The whole business about God creating Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, makes him laugh. For one, he had there, too. For another, pretty much everything back then had been made by God, when the world was still all shiny and new.

    He doesn’t think he has ever gone by the name of Steve, though. Not that it matters much. These days, he usually goes by the name of Napoleon Solo.

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    Or: The one where Illya and Gaby are reincarnated throughout history, but Napoleon still manages to find them anyway. Please be warned that this fic contains liberal reinterpretation of biblical themes and references. If this is not your cup of tea, you may wish to give this fic a pass.

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    14 May 2017

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    wAH

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    Merlin and Arthur don't meet in Camelot: they meet near Ealdor. Merlin brings an unconscious Arthur home from battle, but when Arthur wakes, he's forgotten who he is. The closer they become, the more Merlin believes in the world their shared destiny could create.

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    07 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    By the gods this was a fantastic read

    (Contains ableist language)

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    After ten years, Arthur thinks he has Merlin all figured out. But as he watches Merlin, he finds out that he has more questions than answers. The longer he thinks about it, the more uneasy he feels. So he pushes it aside. Except, he can no longer ignore the questions he has about Merlin.

    Not your everyday reveal!fic.

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    07 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rly rly nice read tbh aaaahhh

    (Contains ableist language)

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    To lose a manservant once may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose him twice looks like carelessness. When Merlin vanishes in the mines of Kemeray, Arthur's search for him uncovers decades of secrets and betrayals. But the sudden appearance of a baby white dragon bodes well for Albion, for Merlin and Arthur, and for the land that they will build together.

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    15 Feb 2017

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    TINY BABY DRAGON

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    For the prompt: Someone tells Arthur about the legends of Emrys, an all-powerful warlock whose destiny is to protect Arthur and his kingdom and help bring about an age of peace. He is told that Emrys is someone close to him, and has hidden his identity and trials over the years to protect himself and make sure he can continue on at Arthur's side. When Arthur asks who it is, the person turns to Arthur and shrewdly asks: "Arthur, who do you want it to be?" ... Arthur's mind automatically goes to Merlin.

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    12 Feb 2017

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    Precious precious fic

    (Contains ableist language)

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    It would be easier to resist Napoleon Solo were he not so infuriatingly irresistible.

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    26 Jan 2017

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    BY THE GODS I AM RUINED

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    The trouble with approaching your relationship the same way you approached your at-times contentious friendship is that apparently, no one realizes you’re actually dating. Or else Enjolras and Grantaire just have the absolute most oblivious of friends.

    Or both.

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    18 Sep 2016

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    This is glorious!!

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    Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack's property.
    Humans are supposed to be extinct.
    But then, Stiles is full of surprises.

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    17 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This entire series is fantastic

    (Contains ableist language, sexist slurs, transmisogyny)

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    A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

    Then Stiles shows up.

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    15 Sep 2016

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    THIS IS ADORABLE

    (Contains ableist language)

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    For Les Mis Mutant AU week!

    Lamarque’s facility for biodynamic youngsters was miles from his parents’ house in Aquitaine, literally on the other side of the country. They said they would visit, but Enjolras doubted they would find the time. He would be able to go home in the school holidays, but he wasn’t sure they would want him around anymore. His father hadn’t even come to drop him off.

     

    Enjolras' voice draws peoples' attention even when he doesn't want it to. Grantaire can only echo what other people say.

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    29 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm emotionally compromised

    (Contains the r-slur and the f-slur)

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    “I gotta talk to you, buddy, real quick,” Poe says lowly, and grabs Finn’s hand to haul him back out of the mess hall. His pilot friends cheer loudly, Karé yelling something about keeping it decent, and Finn barely has a second to process it before Poe’s yanking him away and into a deserted side corridor.

    “I can explain,” he says quickly, running his spare hand through his hair.

    “Well good,” Finn snaps hotly, “Because I’ve had a really fucking weird day.”
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    Otherwise known as: Finn Is An Oblivious Numbskull, or: the one where Finn gets a name, a jacket, a droid, and a marriage out of nowhere in only a few short weeks

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    28 Aug 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [unending screaming]

    (Contains ableist language)

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