11 Works by TheShinyLizard

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    Then there was The System. It was how Ryan and Ray kept everything running smooth. It was how their streams never collided. It was why they were separate, never Ryan and Ray, always SortaMalicious or BrownMan. The System worked until they got a cat who knocked the camera during one of Ryan's streams and they got caught kissing.

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    5/?
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    This is the set up story for the soul mate universe. So Close, Raywood story, is set in this universe. The story follows these rules.

    When you find a genie and you already have money from creating a successful internet company, what do you wish for?

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    The name appeared October 17th, 2007, just as every other person's did. The name "James Haywood" had stalked Ray's hopes and dreams. So, when he moved to Austin to start working at Achievement Hunter, his dream job, and met Ryan- things got a little confusing.

    Because Ryan Haywood was fucking perfect - but he wasn't James.

    Ryan knew Ray was his soulmate from the moment they met. Ray took a little longer to figure out that names can't always be relied on.

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    It wasn't supposed to go like this. Bilbo Baggins lived happily in Devon. She had everything she needed right there. She didn't want to go to Middle Earth. She didn't need 13 dwarves on her doorstep. She didn't have to accompany them on a mad mission to reclaim their home but that's what she is doing and she will see it through.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    21
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    There's a reason for Rule 12 but Gibbs has to remind himself why he has that rule whenever Tony is around.

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    “The Belladonna Took?” Nori said the name reverently.

    “Well, there’s only one that I knew of, so yes?” Bilbo said, altogether confused by the conversation.

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    The Enterprise has encountered many oddities while traveling through space on her five year mission. Some of them were strictly on one planet while others seemed to thrive on many planets. One of the strangest and yet most prolific of these oddities was affectionately dubbed ‘Sex Pollen’ (a very unscientific and unspecific name as said by the Enterprise’s First Officer, Mr. Spock to a smirking Dr.McCoy): a pathogen (coded under the name MDM-Alpha2b) that strips the subject of their inhibitions and induces a euphoric and aphrodisiacal release of serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine that ultimately leaves the subject in a libidinous, primal state until sexual release (generally of a penetrative nature) and the release must be with a partner, manual sexual stimulation has so far been unsuccessful. As the infected person is typically severely impaired it is up to their emergency sex pollen contact (not sex buddy, Jim, stop calling them that) to ensure release and gratification.

    Sex Pollen was a cosmic joke, or at least that’s what Jim thought. Before Spock and he fucked and blamed it all on the sex pollen.

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    I suggest reading Emergency Sex Pollen Contact first

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    When Anthony Dinozzo gets a call from his estranged father he goes on the run, again. He leaves behind Gibbs and the team who are left searching for him. His leaving the team drives home something Gibbs had never thought of before, he didn't want Tony to leave him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    103
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    3501
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    SECONDED OH MY GOD SO MUCH WIN

    Missplaced comment Fic

     

    Kirk and Crew watch porn about the crew of the Enterprise

     

    This was written for fun and should be read in fun...AKA a fun fic

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    1/1
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    1
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    The Enterprise has encountered many oddities while traveling through space on her five year mission. Some of them were strictly on one planet while others seemed to thrive on many planets. One of the strangest and yet most prolific of these oddities was affectionately dubbed ‘Sex Pollen’ (a very unscientific and unspecific name as said by the Enterprise’s First Officer, Mr. Spock to a smirking Dr.McCoy): a pathogen (coded under the name MDM-Alpha2b) that strips the subject of their inhibitions and induces a euphoric and aphrodisiacal release of serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine that ultimately leaves the subject in a libidinous, primal state until sexual release (generally of a penetrative nature) and the release must be with a partner, manual sexual stimulation has so far been unsuccessful. As the infected person is typically severely impaired it is up to their emergency sex pollen contact (not sex buddy, Jim, stop calling them that) to ensure release and gratification.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    14021
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    Commander Jane Shepard, space explorer, the Captain of the starship Valiant, whose mission is to explore strange new words, seek new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Of course no one told her that boldly going would involve an all female alien race, intelligent raptors, a scientist/ soldier salamander, and her keeping a crew of misfits in line while playing as ambassador for Earth.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    2884

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