ThePsychoticQueen



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    An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.

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    “Whoa, check out that dude!” Rob says, gesturing with his beer bottle.

    A tall man dressed in emerald and gold armor and a billowing emerald cape is approaching from up the street. He’s got a huge golden horned helmet on his head, and he’s holding the hand of a little girl dressed in a blue Cinderella costume.

    “Whoever he is, that guy just set the bar for dads’ costumes for years to come,” Jasmine observes.

    “Is he supposed to be… Loki?” Margery asks, perplexed.

    “Yeah, I think so!” Rob says, laughing.

    It’s only when the armored man and the little girl get closer that they see he’s also trailed by a giant poison-green snake and a wolf as big as a small pony.

    “Holy crap,” Rob says, and reaches for his cell phone.

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    19 Nov 2017

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    Tony Stark is barely four years old when Howard and Maria Stark are killed in a car accident, engineered by Hydra.

    The youngest Stark was supposed to die as well, but when he doesn't, Hydra realizes they can use the young genius.

    Thus begins the story of the nameless hacker known only as 'The Mechanic,' who builds his first weapon at the age of four, Iron Man at the age of ten, and hacks the Avengers at the age of fourteen.

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    18 Nov 2017

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    The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
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    The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother

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    18 Nov 2017

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    Tony's voice echoed in the cavern, hollow against the walls. “Are you out of your mind? That thing's going to take your head off!”

    The snake, however, did not move- did not even seem to be watching his teammate approach. And almost as though in response to his own voice, the sound from before came again, long and trembling- midway between a moan and a sob. This time, when his eyes darted in search of the source, the darkness did not block his sight: the naked figure of a man lay stretched beneath the snake, bound to an outcropping of rock. He was all ribs and sharp ridges of bone, all too-thin pale limbs, all open sores on top from the places the venom had splattered and on the bottom where the rock had rubbed away the flesh. The man's face, directly below the snake's mouth, had gotten the worst of it; it was raw and red, glistening with blood and exposed muscle and the slick of poison. The man shouldn't have been alive, much less moving, and yet he was- was thrashing weakly in his bonds, turning his head as far as it would go to avoid the white liquid as it dribbled down. It was not far enough.

    Tony thought he was going to be sick again.

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    17 Nov 2017