ThePatentSmirk



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    At first, it’s just sex.

    It’s good sex – Derek comes every time, Stiles comes every time, says things like “whoa,” and “do that again, yeah, yeah, like that, fuck,” – but still: it’s just sex. They don’t speak much, at first. They don’t kiss as much as bite down on each other’s bottom lips and breathe heavily into each other’s mouths when they’re about to blow their load. Derek is not sure if it qualifies as kissing at all. He’s not sure if he wants it to.

    (He’s not sure why he wants it to.)

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    15 May 2017

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    Clark Kent thought he was straight, until Batman kick started something. The question is what did Batman start? Is Brucie Wayne able to explain it to him?

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    15 Apr 2017

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    13 Apr 2017

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    Everyone knows if you don’t ignore about seventy-five percent of the crap that comes out of Stiles’s mouth on a daily basis, you’d never get anything done besides going completely insane.

    Or: Derek totally misses the baby hints and ends up in hot water.

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    30 Mar 2017

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    Stiles might be a sentinel, but Derek is a werewolf. Derek is not and never will be a guide.

    W-e-r-e-w-o-l-f.

    There is no way in hell he’ll be a guide. No. Way. In. Hell.

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    26 Mar 2017