TheOneFromTheForest



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Bilbo Baggins is considered 'unfortunate' from birth, neither fully male nor female but rather too much of both. His life is not hard and at his age no one would dare be outwardly cruel but neither is it a happy life. When a wizard comes to offer him an adventure, and more, he can't help but weigh it against the life he has and find it...tempting. And so begins a wholly different tale of courting, mating, stubborn dwarf kings, plotting nephews, and heartfelt attempts to not die before seeing the end of the story.

    Alternate summary that is far less serious sounding: Kili is going to marry Fili. ...just as soon as he gets his thick headed brother to A. Notice him, B. Offer to court him, C. In spite of their uncle's rule about there being no courtships for any of them until Erebor is retaken. C is, by far, the harder part but if he can get Thorin to break his own rule then there's nothing stopping them. And he knows just the hobbit to help him!

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    21 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Evan doesn't manage to break his arm when the branch gives way. Also intact? His giant crush on his best friend, Connor Murphy, who's rushing down to help him.

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    21 Jul 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    If there was anything Evan expected out of this school year, it wasn't to befriend Connor Murphy. If there was another thing he didn't expect, it was for them to end up dating.

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    21 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Evan Hansen, will you pretend to go out with me?”

    Connor finds the perfect way to piss off homophobic relatives, get his parents off his back, and trick his sister into asking out her best friend. The only problem is, sometimes it's very hard not to get sucked into your own lie.

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    21 Jul 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Eggsy Unwin thinks his life is predictable until his parents are murdered and he's thrust into the ranks of Kingsman to stay alive.

     

    Aka the AU where Michelle Unwin is a Kingsman knight that no one asked for.

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    21 Jul 2017