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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Jake English wakes up to a blurred mental state and two (literal) alien voices textually yelling at him on a wrist-bound screen he can't seem to take off.

    It beeps.

    That probably isn't a good sign.

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    24 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Or, hope is a thing that all men should have in their hearts. But not too much. Because then, well. Then you get ghosts.

    (In which Dirk and Jake dance indelicately around an embarrassing matter for far too many words, hurt each other's feelings, hurt a ghost's feelings, and just generally make a fine mess out of everything.)

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    15 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    5 Apr 2017

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    You've got a cute way of talkin'... You've got the better of me...

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    Tfw you're just trying to walk home by frat row but your fuckboy lab partner sees you...

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    27 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Dirk only stops moving when he’s dead asleep, or actually temporarily dead, or-
    “Or are you like, doing that hypnosis thing?”

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    12 Feb 2017

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