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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Maybe it catches your eye now because you recognise it from experience – the familiarity denotes no mistaking it. It’s a captchalogued brain in a jar, and it looks like unstirred ramen.

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    17 Jan 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    It’s been a while since you looked at them.

    You do, time to time, the nostalgic need ebbing and flowing like a tide in your chest, through relative calm to tight, urgent want. They’re just guns, you tell yourself, you have a thousand guns all piled up and ready to admire.

    Except these pistols… They aren’t just guns, and the emotion they never fail to pull from you is visceral, like nothing else - but perhaps the scent of burning wood and hair - ever can.

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    12 Dec 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    John and Dave are roommates. Roommates who sometimes have sex. Roommates who frequently have houseguests. Roommates who frequently have sex with their houseguests. Roommates who get into sexual shenanigans with their houseguests and each other on a regular basis.

    AKA, John and Dave are roommates who fuck: the series.

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    11 Dec 2016

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Your name is Jake English, and right now, you’re completely sure you’ve never been happier in your entire life.

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    5 Dec 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

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    5 Dec 2016

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