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    Canon-compliant up to most of DH, more than 10 years later in a hyper-magical, post-apocalyptic Britain, a spectator sneaks into the empty Once-Ministry to watch Harry Potter and Voldemort's final duel.

    Unfortunately, just as victory finally arrives, an unlikely escape triggers an unexpected beginning.

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    23 May 2017

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    The of The City of Angels is home more than to just angels. It's home to angels, demons and the occasional human who is chosen to be part of the Grand Design. Chloe Decker is a Detective who, over time, has become close friends with Lucifer Morningstar, an eccentric nightclub owner who claims to be the Devil.

    Lucifer often wonders about Chloe: who and what she is, how she is immune to his abilities and, yet, strips him of his. He soon realizes the good Detective is not all that she appears. More than one person has noticed Chloe's particular effects on Lucifer and how it affects everything under Heaven.

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    20 May 2017

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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    28 Apr 2017

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    When Lucifer abandons Hell to open a nightclub in London, fourteen year old Harry finds himself juggling more responsibility than he ever wanted.

    (Sequel to This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For - won't make sense unless you've read the first fic.)

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    27 Apr 2017

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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

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    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    26 Apr 2017