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“You’re kidding me. You haven’t done it yet. Jesus, you and Vantas have been going out for like a year. How have you not jumped his grumpy alien bones yet?”
In which John and Karkat are idiots who try to take their relationship to the next level.
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straightforwardly, without complexities or pride by chimesDissent, Tamagus for catlockholmes, palhomo
Homestuck
13 Sep 2012
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It might be the way he looks at you, or maybe it's the way you've learned to look at him. Whatever it is, you don't want to let it go.
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John Egbert has joined the church in search of enlightenment. Along the way, he stumbles upon an angry troll, gains a bunch of new friends, and walks right into a conspiracy.
Does he ever find enlightenment? Who knows, but he's in for one hell of a ride.
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- Part 2 of Assassinstuck
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John Egbert, former heir to his family's baking business, has abdicated in order to join the Church of the Denizens, all in pursuit of a greater purpose.
The prologue to "Ideo Angeli Cadent".
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- Part 1 of Assassinstuck
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In which Karkat gets involved in things he shouldn't, and none of the characters have any idea what's going on.
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"You are rooted to the spot. Quiet, for a change. You need to be. Otherwise, it might be ruined. This...whatever this is...you've never heard anything like it. It's...it reminds you of rain. Little pinpricks of sound, all joined together, to make something...unimaginable."
In which there is much classical and non-classical piano music, a troll is enraptured by the strange human noise, and a god-tier player comes to some conclusions on what he can and can't be for his strange, shouty friend. Also, fluff. And smut. All of them. Both.
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- Part 1 of CityStuck
Bookmarked by Tamagus
20 May 2013
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When you've got a face recognized by half the world, it's hard to find someone you can actually talk to.
John Egbert, member of the world famous band Sburb, spends some time in public and meets Karkat Vantas. This kid has never heard of his band, doesn't know he's famous, and is plenty willing to treat him like he's not worth idolation.
Just the breath of fresh air John needed.Bookmarked by Tamagus
4 May 2013
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Jade's in trouble at school again. Her teacher, Kankri Vantas (nicknamed "The Insufferable") goads Karkat into joining him for a private parent-teacher conference.
It doesn't go how Karkat plans at all.
Bookmarked by Tamagus
15 Apr 2013
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KINDA ON HIATUS due to exams.
Homestuck AU. Subterranean shenanigans in a city called Darkhaven, where humans rule and trolls are kept out of sight, out of mind... as much as possible. (And then there's Karkat).
John Egbert is about the most boring man you'll ever meet -- obsessed with a 'beautiful life' but too scared to do anything about it. That is until he's thrust bodily into troll company.
Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of Steamstuck
Bookmarked by Tamagus
21 Feb 2013
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Bright red, cool blue. Impulsive, driven, and completely insecure.
[A series of unrelated Vriska/Karkat drabbles.]
Bookmarked by Tamagus
28 Dec 2012
