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    So basically using the 'Your daughter calls me daddy too' meme as a prompt for all my favorite ships. That's all that's happening here. A bit crackish. Lots of fun to write and hopefully fun to read.

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    Johnlock AUs. All the AU. All the time.

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    Different Meet AU Prompt - We're both on a road trip and keep running into each other at rest stops.

    What if instead of starting a blog, Ella had advised John to take a trip? What if at the same time Sherlock was tracing a drug cartel along the same route? What if Sherlock thought John was following him? What if John didn't mind seeing that gorgeous bloke every so often, because damn...

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    17 Feb 2018

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    Sorta REALLY adorable

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    Given a choice between Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, Tony is pretty sure most worlds would choose him to search for a misplaced Winter Soldier. After all: look at what Rogers did to their own for his Bucky's sake.

    What he fails to account for is the wormhole's destination, which happens to be the middle of WWII. It's a nightmare come to life... for the Winter Soldier as well as Tony Stark.
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    Tony's life doesn't flash before his eyes or anything like that. He's almost died too many times to still have that nonsense going on. He has a split second to think: well, of course, and also, fuck, I promised Barnes I'd get him home. Of course it would happen like this. Ever since Rogers walked into his life, Tony has been destined to be killed by him because of Barnes.

    The shield is almost instantly caught in a metal hand. The Soldier twists all of Sergeant Barnes on the axis of his shoulder, landing him roughly on the floor face down, and slices the shield down. It ricochets off the cement floor and sticks to the roof of the hangar with the eerie sound of shearing metal.

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    23 Dec 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just, ya know, truly amazing

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    In Regent's Park, John is rescued from a hell hound by a swan who then doesn't want to let John go any more. Intrigued by this swan, John returns to Regent's Park every day.

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    07 Sep 2017

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    Sherlock is a swan and John is a precious bean

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    John Watson is the anticipation of a lightning strike, the seconds before electricity surges through the sky, enough to make the hair on the back of Sherlock’s neck stand up. But the actual strike never comes and he’s left waiting, holding his breath, skin prickling. Desperate for something to change.

    “Afghanistan or Iraq?” he asks. The words taste like a beginning.

    It's been winter in London for years, Sherlock is cursed, and John may or may not be able to help him.

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    07 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sherlock is cursed and John is a confused bean

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    All his life, Sherlock had heard stories about a
    dragon who lived in Bartholomew Mountain.
    These stories were always dismissed by his brother as ravings of a fanciful mind.

    As Sherlock grew older, so did his curiosities until one day, when his curiosity grew too much, he decided to find out for himself if the stories held any truth.
    Cue, Dragon!John.

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    04 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Can't resist Dragon John. Really can't.