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    In retrospect, Derek never should have rubbed the lamp.

    But Derek did, which is how he got stuck with Stiles, who was truly a terrible genie. He didn’t even do things the way a normal genie was supposed to.

    “What do you mean ‘it’s not three wishes’?” Derek bit out, glaring at Stiles, who was perched on the end of his couch. Literally perched. Like crouched on his tip toes.

    “I don’t really know how to make it clearer,” Stiles said, long fingers twisting in the bright red hoodie he was wearing. “Is English not your first language? No son tres deseos. Ce ne est pas trois souhaits. To nie trzy życzenia.”

    (Or the one where Stiles is a genie and Derek lives broken and alone in New York until a certain mole-covered immortal teenager LITERALLY pops into his life.)

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    STILES: god derek you remember that date I'm supposed to be on?
    DEREK: yup.
    STILES: she invited me to a bar with another guy who plays in the band on stage and she's totally mooning over him
    STILES: fuck this, she just slipped backstage with him? he's on break.

    Derek frowns. He knows that Stiles wanted to get away from the supernatural -werewolves, specifically - so he'd chosen to go to a college about four hours away. He had figured he could come home easily enough if there's an emergency with his dad, but he's still far enough away that he can pretend he's normal. Derek gets it, really.

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    Roughly translated, the five Tenets of Taekwondo are courtesy, integrity, patience, self-discipline, and invincibility. Derek, who is a senior Taekwondo instructor in the family business, starts having trouble upholding several of those when Sheriff Stilinski and his jailbait son, who hits on him at every occasion, register for classes.

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