Stultiloquentia

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  1. Rec *

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.

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    Nyota liked her roommate just fine until she met her.

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    Samwell is a place where one in four people meet their soulmate. They may have left out the part where four people are all each other's soulmates.

    (Everyone has the first words that their soulmate will say to them somewhere on their body)

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    Summers for Eric meant Kent. Hockey for Kent meant Jack. Home for Jack was this intangible concept he was still looking for. They had exactly three things in common: sports, sandwiches, and each other.

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