StuartLohe



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Loki might be a Prince of Asgard, but that doesn't mean that he's well liked or able to get what he wants easily. Anthony Howardson is a weaponsmith who is incredibly handsome and uninterested in Loki's attempts at friendship. Loki knows he'll never be the one that Anthony wants, but when the opportunity presents itself to solve a problem for Anthony, Loki isn't going to miss the chance to offer a deal. Anthony is well known for taking pleasure in a multitude of lovers; surely Loki can present a solution that is mutually satisfactory? Loki could solve Anthony's problem, and in return, Anthony would spend a night with him. COMPLETE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,219
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    1114
    Kudos:
    983
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    15523

    23 Nov 2017

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.

    “Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”

    Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,021
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    582
    Kudos:
    3287
    Bookmarks:
    957
    Hits:
    43298

    16 Oct 2017

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

    “You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

    “What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

    “How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,875
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    471
    Kudos:
    3842
    Bookmarks:
    1037
    Hits:
    67307

    16 Oct 2017

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    The trials and tribulations of Police Officer Steve Rogers and his experiences with the locals in his precinct, as well as his involvement with the stupidly handsome roughneck from the 'hood, Bucky Barnes.

    Words:
    74,400
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    307

    16 Oct 2017

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Other than Napoleon and the CIA watchdog assigned to him, the prison bus was empty. It was once a schoolbus, but had since been rudely repurposed, painted a dark charcoal gray with the words Virginia Department of Corrections printed in neat white paint under the murky windows. Outside, flat, baked farmland went past, acres of it, dotted sparsely with trees. There was no air conditioning in the bus, and the windows were open only in varying slivers; Napoleon felt like he was baking, himself, in clothes that were three days old. His shirt stuck to his back, and his jeans felt uncomfortably stiff on his legs.

    Napoleon watched the trees go past in a daze. His hands were cuffed to the chrome ring attached to the seat in front of him, and his legs were hobbled. It was hard to believe that only four days ago he had wandered through MoMa with a gorgeous leggy blonde on his arm, then wined and dined her at a nice French bistro. Strange how quickly the worm turned, just on the back of a single mistake.

    “Right side,” the watchdog said. “Get your first look at your new home for the next decade and a half, kid.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,085
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    361
    Kudos:
    2226
    Bookmarks:
    546
    Hits:
    28711

    15 Oct 2017