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  1. Rec *

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    When Michelle won the National Lottery, life became slightly easier for Eggsy, but no less complicated. Their new social circle neither likes nor respects them, despite Michelle's best efforts, and for Eggsy the feeling is mutual. Meeting the toffs up close only confirms what he's always suspected; money does not make you a gentleman.

    It does, however, allow you to rent one. An Ossan Rental/Reverse Sugar Daddy AU.

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    12 Sep 2017

  2. Rec 97

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    The seemingly endless work of getting Kingsman back on its feet after V-day is finally coming to an end.

    Four years after that dreadful day, Eggsy is now a happily married man, a busy agent, and relieved that there's only one empty seat left at Arthur's table. His current mission is to help Merlin train the new recruits. Easy peasy. Right?

    Well, it would have been if a certain 54 year old didn't seem to be on a very mission of his own.

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    09 Sep 2017

  3. Rec *

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    Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

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    09 Sep 2017

  4. Rec *

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    Harry is a gymnastics coach. Eggsy has skills.

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    30 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    The mission was simple: retrieve a potentially fatal poison and bring it back to headquarters. Eggsy just happens to be the world's biggest klutz and exposes himself to the not-so-deadly-but-definitely-an-aphrodisiac pollen. There's a lot Eggsy can deal with, even crazy sex pollen, but he isn't prepared for the aftermath of his mile high adventures with Harry. This wasn't exactly how Eggsy planned to confess his feelings to his former mentor.

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    30 Aug 2017