06 Mar 2016
31 Dec 2017
Fifteen years ago circus-boy Clint had a fling with sexy bad-boy Phil. They're inseparable the entire summer until the day Phil reports for his enlistment, leaving only his battered leather jacket behind. Now Clint's daughter Kate is starting ninth grade at a brand new school, and the last thing she wanted was to draw the attention of the assistant principal.
- Part 19 of Boxers, Briefs, and Other Shorts
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616
27 Dec 2017
The words on his arm were crisp and clear, written in a rushed-looking scrawl like someone had taken a purple marker to Phil’s skin.
So I take it that second honeymoon isn’t working out the way you’d hoped?
Phil’s legs went out from under him and he sat down with a painful thud, all brain processes diverted to the task of staring at his arm and wondering—and wondering—
Phil was waiting, was the thing. Not for sex—definitely not for that—but for romance, for a relationship. He knew that not every soulbond was sexual or romantic in nature, but most were, and he wanted that, wanted the kind of marriage his parents had, bound together in every possible way.
And he was going to meet his soulmate on his second honeymoon?
07 Jan 2017
Home on leave from Afghanistan, Phillip Coulson heads for Miami to spend some time forgetting the war. In the first bar he comes to he meets a guy with a sly smile and a killer body, and he thinks he's found what he needs.
Clint, though, has another agenda.
Three years after their dramatic first meeting, Agent Phil Coulson recruits Clint Barton into SHIELD. That first meeting, and the events of those three years, will shape them, their colleagues, and the future of SHIELD itself. It could be the making of them, if they don't drive each other batty first.
Clint had been a porcupine for approximately the last 45 minutes, and he was already really tired of it.
The hardest part of being a porcupine, as it turns out, is that you've really got to work on your communication skills. Especially if you want to finally get your man.