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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Victor comes back home to a little surprise.
    He enjoys it thoroughly.

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    20 Jan 2018

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    Will’s thoughts were going in a very inappropriate direction, and he had a growing suspicion that they were being led in that direction by a firm, determined hand. He gave another half-hearted bark of a laugh and threw back the remaining coffee like a shot.

    “Maybe Zeller and Price changed the wrong number’s ringtone. Jack’s not the one listening to me when I feel like I’m coming unhinged and feeding me the best damn food I’ve ever eaten in my life.”

    “No,” Hannibal agreed quietly, “he is not.”

    The tension and low thrum of arousal were making Will speak impulsively. He knew this, but he’d just finished his drink. There was nothing he could use to stop the question, blunt and presumptuous and rude.

    “So, what, you’re my daddy?”

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    14 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    When Clara doesn't join him after the events of "Deep Breath", the Doctor picks up another companion. A big, sexy woman with legs up to here, a tail that won't quit, and big, nasty, pointy teeth. The fix-it fic to end all fix-it fics: The Doctor, in the TARDIS, with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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    14 Jan 2018

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    Keeping Ryan Bergara alive and safe is a full-time job, and Shane Madej has his work cut out for him.

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    12 Jan 2018

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    There's a stranger in Hannibal Lecter's house, peering out the window through the scope of an L115A3 bolt-action rifle.

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    12 Jan 2018