Spazzplosion

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    An exotic courtesan pleasures a hoard of raunchy mammals.

     
    Written for Drone Season 2014.

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    21 Dec 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    "Just let me love on you a little," John actually whines.

    When he gives you those puppy-dog eyes, you might even feel a little guilty. “I,” you start to say. He knows how you get when he does this. It’s… weird. It just feels weird still—doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him or how long your relationship with him has been like this. Having his affection plastered all over you so openly and honestly is overwhelming almost to the point of discomfort. Accepting it is an exercise in mental gymnastics, needing to convince yourself you’re worthy of this even when his hands and mouth and skin and words and warmth should be enough to show you. “Why,” you say instead.

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    12 Dec 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

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    You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

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    11 Dec 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    i know i say “sneezes erotically” a lot

    but what if someone sneezing while something was inside their genital

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    10 Dec 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Just what it says on the box.

    2x2 compliant, not necessarily 2x2 canon.

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    25 Oct 2014

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