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    Commander Cullen was many things: polite, courteous, and exceedingly handsome. That said, he wasn't quite to Dorian’s taste - too much blushing and naiveté. It would be like having sex with a puppy. Still, he was good for a flirt, no question.

    But that was before Dorian saw a new side to the Commander. Perhaps Cullen commanded in more places than just the battlefield. Only one way to find out.

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    17 Feb 2017

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    Written for the kmeme. Prompt: "Hawke is a Templar in Kirkwall. He often sees his fellow Templars abuse the mages under their "care" and is deeply disgusted by it, trying to protect them as much as he can. Anders is captured and brought to the Gallows where he's subjected to even worse treatment because he's an apostate. Hawke takes him under his/her wing to protect him. Despite his hatred for Templars Anders warms up to Hawke and eventually falls in love with his guardian."

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    14 Feb 2017

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    “…half stood up. One hand pulling my hair,” Anders said. He leaned forward in his chair, and scooted closer, his leg slipping between Hawke’s. “The other stroking his cock. He had me open my mouth and put out my tongue, whimpering while he jerked off inches from my face.” His hand slipped under the desk and rested on Hawke’s thigh, and he raised one eyebrow. “Is that what I said?”
    “More or less.” Hawke’s pulse was thundering in his ears – he should put a stop to this. He should add this to the list of Anders’ serious lapses in judgement. He should pass this disciplinary over to a manager whose judgement wasn’t compromised. He should do a lot of things, but instead he turned to the final page of the transcript.
    “How fired am I?” Anders murmured.

    Call centre AU. Anders is a terrible employee, but fortunately the department manager is easily distracted by his other skills. Inappropriate workplace behaviour and a fair amount of kinky smut, not a whole lot of plot!

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    12 Feb 2017

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    Strange things happen to the Inquisitor, but nothing stranger than Skyhold wooing her. Solas tries to help, Varric just makes it worse.

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    11 Feb 2017

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    Truth is, the first time Shepard gets Garrus's clothes off, she's not quite sure how to react. Written for the ME Kinkmeme.

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