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“You still coming over?” He asks casually as Shawzy stands up to put on his coat, glancing away when Shawzy licks his lips again. They don’t actually have plans, but if he knows Shawzy... And he does. Brandon knows Shawzy better than anyone.
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In which Sidney Crosby goes for a walk one day, and somehow most of the NHL ends up worshipping a defaced Winnipegian brick. It's all Jonny Toews' fault.
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Charlie Calvin's life changed forever the night his father became Santa Claus, but even Charlie didn't know how much it would keep changing.
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Or, an essay on the character arcs of Fraser and RayK in Due South S3 & S4. With heavy emphasis on how they are completely MFEO and the OTP of my heart. <3
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I'll Be Your Worst-Kept Secret (Not Your Biggest Mistake) by Solarcat
Bandom, Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is...
10 Aug 2012
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A lot can happen in four months, especially if you’re Kevin Jonas and you have a secret boyfriend you barely ever get to see. Or, a story about first times, family, and how secrets always have a way of coming out, in the end. [An obsessively-close-to-canon!AU.]
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- Part 2 of A Mess Like You Wouldn't Believe
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Have Fun Storming the Castle! by Solarcat
Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Princess Bride (1987)
25 Jan 2011
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In which Gerard disappears under Mysterious Circumstances, Mikey is not cut out for Adventuring, nobody killed Ray's father, Bob the Giant renders assistance, and the Dread Pirate Frank leaves a lot of survivors. Featuring special appearances by various Other Characters! (It's a Princess Bride AU! Kind of! \0/ )
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You Only Hear the Music When Your Heart Begins to Break by Solarcat for psuedo_catalyst
Bandom, My Chemical Romance
20 Dec 2010
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Frank has high school figured out. His mom has given up arguing about the amount of time he spends in Gerard's basement, and he doesn't actually care if people think it's weird that he and Gerard hold hands in the hallways and go to the bathroom together. The only thing Frank cares about is figuring out why Gerard's suddenly avoiding him -- because what's the point of losing your virginity on Prom Night if you can't tell your best friend about it in the morning?
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- Part 2 of (not actually) Vampires!verse
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We're Together Like Glue and Hands by Solarcat
Bandom, The Academy Is..., Jonas Brothers
24 Oct 2010
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Kevin was living and working on the streets of Chicago when Mike rescued him. [Homeless!AU]
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This is not my (heart) by Solarcat
Bandom, The Academy Is..., Jonas Brothers, JONAS, Panic At The Disco
22 Aug 2010
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Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He's handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn't a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin's problems. [JONAS-verse]
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Following the death of his father, energy tycoon Maurice Fischer, in 2010, Fischer dismantled his inherited empire and entered the veterinary medicine program at Cornell University. When asked why, Fischer responded, "I felt I needed to make a drastic change in my life. My father's death was a wake-up call for me in many ways, and this has always been my dream. I finally decided to follow it." The Fischer Animal Clinic will offer free and reduced-cost veterinary services for low-income residents of the Los Angeles area.
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In which there is lots of sex, a concert, and a remote-controlled, vibrating butt plug. Yes, this is exactly what you think it is. [For the Porn Battle X prompts patience, stage, surprise, watching.]
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Kevin says they never talk anymore, and it's true: they never talk, but Kevin talks all the time. All Mike wants, freshly back from touring, is to relax and to have sex with his boyfriend, but to accomplish his goals, he first has to make Kevin shut up and listen.
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Your First, Last, and Only Line of Defense - Bonus Ficlet by Solarcat
Bandom, The Academy Is..., Jonas Brothers
8 May 2010
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In which Emily is clearly the most intelligent member of the Jonas clan.
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- Part 2 of Men in Black AU
- Words:
- 690
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
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Your First, Last, and Only Line of Defense by Solarcat
Bandom, The Academy Is..., Jonas Brothers
5 May 2010
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In which the Jonas family is already Mike's most troublesome casefile, then there is a kidnapping, some ominous fruit, and some tentacle sex. (A Men in Black AU.)
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- Part 1 of Men in Black AU
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- 3,971
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 552
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Kevin has a surprise for Mike.
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Tie Your Handlebars to the Stars (And Throw Away the Map) by Solarcat
Bandom, Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is...
27 Apr 2010
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In which Kevin Jonas gets lost twice and is found each time, and Mike Carden is almost (but really not) a fourteen-year-old girl. Or, a story about getting lost and finding more than just your way. [An obsessively-close-to-canon!AU.]
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- Part 1 of A Mess Like You Wouldn't Believe
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The fully indexed and cross-referenced database of all the scientific errors in Wormhole X-Treme! serves no actual purpose whatsoever (except to make Rodney feel better that at least someone noticed all the ways in which the show got it wrong, wrong, wrong), but everyone needs a hobby.
- Words:
- 528
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 94
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Zombies Ate Your Idols (They Were Delicious) by Solarcat
My Chemical Romance, American Idol RPF
1 Dec 2009
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In which Gerard Way takes a stand against discrimination, Adam Lambert discovers the importance of dice, Kris Allen is not kidnapped against his will, and the folks at 19E learn to love the stage!(?)gay. Welcome to the Zombies Ate Your Idols tour, 2010!
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Spyro! (Or, The One Where Spencer is a Small Purple Dragon) by Solarcat
Panic At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Young Veins
6 Sep 2009
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In which Spencer Smith is a small, purple dragon, Ryan Ross makes magical scarves, Brendon Urie writes songs about lonely manticores, and Jon Walker is ~magic~! Featuring appearances by Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump. [A Fantasy AU]
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Vampires Will Never Hurt You (But I Make No Promises About Zombies) by Solarcat
My Chemical Romance
25 Aug 2009
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Gerard clenches his fists tighter. "It's a disease," he says defensively. [Elementary School AU]
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- Part 1 of (not actually) Vampires!verse