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  1. Rec *

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    Hiding their dragon nature in the forms of regular humans, the Kingsman dragons live in a patriarch world where their leader's orders are law, and the need for heirs is paramount.

    For nearly three decades Harry Hart has been stuck in a childless arranged marriage with Chester King, but the Kingsman leader intends to divorce him so that he can remarry and beget a heir with his mistress. A mistress with enough sway with their leader to demand that he marry Harry off to the lowborn, mixed blood Eggsy Unwin as a wedding present.

    She thinks they'll be miserable together, the marriage destroying their friendship and insuring that Eggsy never has heirs.

    Eggsy aims to prove her wrong.

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    25 Jun 2017

  2. Rec 7

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    (Alternate Title: A Gratuitous Use of Office Furniture)

    Series of fics about Dom Harry, Sub Merlin, and Switch Eggsy - and their office escapades.

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    18 Jun 2017

  3. Rec 57

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    Eggsy's best mate is getting married, and fucked if he's turning up to her big day without a date. Unfortunately, he's very much single. So he hires Kingsman escort Harry Hart to pose as his partner for the big day to get his mum and his mates off his back, and maybe just a little bit to show his ex what he's missing. Only problem is, Harry does such a good job of pretending the two of them are head over heels for each other, that Eggsy starts to believe him.

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    18 Jun 2017

  4. Rec 15

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    “You once said you needed time.”

    Eggsy suddenly stops, turning to face Harry in awe.

    “I didn’t say you had to fucking marry me off and never talk to me again--” Eggsy bites off, remembering to keep his expression neutral. He fucking hates this. Someone is bound to be watching. Always. It’s a never ending consequence of being Prince Gary, consort to the future Queen of Sweden.

    “You volunteered yourself,” Harry reminds him, tone clipped and quiet.

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    17 Jun 2017

  5. Rec 25

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    His sugar daddy's been spoiling someone new. Eggsy gets jealous.

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    14 Jun 2017