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  1. Rec 15

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    Veronica and Jason Dean run away from their problems. They ran from Westerberg as soon as they graduated. They ran from the three deaths, the rumors remaining back in the school halls where they belonged. They ran from JD’s attempted mass murder, hand in hand, only a crater left in the football field as a reminder of what could have happened.
    A couple years later, and they’re running away from a frilly, stuffy wedding rehearsal. Their wedding rehearsal. And, uh. Getting married at a drive-through wedding chapel.
    Not exactly what Veronica had planned in her life, but somehow, it still felt perfectly right.

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    6 Apr 2017

  2. Rec 3

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    Chandler picks Duke up after Ram doesn't show up for their date

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    6 Apr 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    for @jdronica on tumblr. a modern, no-death au oneshot where jd is a passive-aggressive jerk who can’t stop hating on westerburg high via twitter (despite being a part of the violence problem). jdronica established relationship (all hate will be deleted).

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    6 Apr 2017

  4. Rec 53

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    Blue never really expected to end up in Alola with his long lost rival for a full month. He also didn't expect to basically being forced to adopt a new and creepy little pokemon, which appeared to have taken a like to him. And most importantly, he was not expecting to fall back into a spiral of feelings that should have been buried a long, long time ago.

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    Or, the one where Red and Blue deal with the unspoken thoughts that plagued their minds ever since the beginning of their journey. And if romantic feelings bloom while they're at it... Well, it's just one more problem for Blue to deal with.

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    25 Mar 2017

  5. Rec 79

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    “Theo Altman,” Emma said smugly.

    Billy stared at the pictures in his hands. He tried to speak, couldn’t, then moistened his suddenly dry lips with the tip of his tongue. “… he’s the jeans guy.”

    “Calvin’s current campaign model, yes. I had lunch with his agent last week.” Emma studied her nails critically, as though Billy wasn’t gaping at her and Tommy snickering from his place on the couch.

    “Altman wants to make the jump into film, you need a date to get rid of the ‘fake gay’ buzz. You take him to some parties, introduce him around to the people he needs to know, and make sure the paparazzi manage a few flattering shots of you staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. Then you have a sad breakup, we announce that you’d like the press to respect your privacy, and everything goes back to normal.” She waved airily. “Dead simple, even you could pull it off.”

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    11 Mar 2017