SoberJester



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  1. Rec 8

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    "He's you. But he's so much better in jut about every field than you are. Big buff bod, sharper horns, a glare that'd bring even the noblest of trolls to their knees."
    Dualscar helps teach his mini-me how to not be completely awful via some teaching methods he know will get through.

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    17 Aug 2014

  2. Rec *

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    Stiles and Derek wake up hung over and married in a hotel room in Las Vegas. It wouldn't be so bad if the year before their relationship hadn't fallen apart.

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    2 May 2013

  3. Rec 62

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    "Look at me, Eridan. I'm an old man. If we were back on a planet that wasn't made out of pantswetting clawsucking grubs, I'd already be sliced and fed to the maritime wolfbeasts. You seriously fucking think I can still get it up?"

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    15 Mar 2013

  4. Rec 1

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    Sawbuck’s getting real sick and tired of Itchy’s bullshit. Turns out Stitch was real sick of it too, and now Itchy's getting a reminder why it's a bad idea to mess with the fellow who controls the effigies.

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    7 Jan 2013

  5. Rec 2

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    The thing they don't tell you about running a gang is that you've got to keep them happy. Other outfits run strictly on fear, but that only works when you're dealing with assholes you can afford to kill. It's harder when they're your friends, or as close to friends as you can come when you're Spades Slick, and when there's only four of you in the gang.

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    6 Jan 2013