SoberJester



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  1. Rec 45

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    You approached Equius when you were due for your first mandatory pailing checkup, because you weren’t sure if having two bulges was grounds for culling and you figured EQ was your best chance at fudging the info. You definitely weren’t expecting to wind up in a once-an-Equinox pailing arrangement where he ensured you only had one participating bulge. Guy’s a sucker for accuracy. Not that you mind.

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    30 Jun 2015

  2. Rec 43

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    Instead of taking the bait, you store your sickles in your specibus and punch him instead. He catches that too, and forces you back against the table, knocking your book clean off the top, and pressing you into it fiercely. His sword is away too. Fucking how is this your life?

    The next thing you know, his knee is between your thighs, pressing against your sheathe and nook, and you have a mouthful of Strider, pulling your hair. Your bulge tries to wriggle out, but the pressure over the sheathe is too much, and it's nearly painful but a humiliating pain and it's so perfect you moan and chitter into Dave's mouth, and he bites your lip.

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    30 Jun 2015

  3. Rec 17

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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    28 Jun 2015

  4. Rec 64

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    No one would peg Bro for the 35 year old virgin, but due to social issues and the inability to connect that is just what he is. Dave is the high school sugar daddy, and when he learns that his older brother might be wanting to love on him a little more than he thought, who is he to deny him; even if he has to seduce him first.

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    27 Jun 2015

  5. Rec 24

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    Tony tag-teams out.

    (A sequel to Day 28: Threesome)

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    25 Jun 2015