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  1. Rec 26

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    Karkat wishes his new half-human junk came with a manual. Funnily enough, so does Dave.

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  2. Rec 6

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    Karkat got caught spying by Jade and John, who decided he was cute and pounced. Things like this are not supposed to happen to him. Now what?

    Now kissing happens, apparently. Also a rescue and discussions of cultural differences. And why do angels have no clue about the difference between pale and flushed?!

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    21 Jan 2015

  3. Rec 3

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    Alternate title was Karkat: get caught spying.
    The trolls are demons, (but no more evil), the humans are angels, (and no more virtuous).
    John and Jade have been aware of their demonic visitor for a while. Jade decides to do something about it. John isn't sure why in his sister's mind "do something" translates to "have sex with the demon".

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  4. Rec 48

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    "I'm starting to wonder if bluebloods only come in smart like a vicious animal or dumb as someone's pet rock categories," Karkat says, because he's someone who prizes his survival instincts highly. "I thought I knew of all the local command on sight, what are you, an internal affairs sneak? Slipping in with the monthly cargo of perishables and then gone again with someone's career in your vorpal hopbeast teeth? What were you doing in that dive?"

    The man crooks him a grin. "I was, uh, what was it again? Taking part in a 'deplorable fucking contest of limp-bulged impressions containing zero fucking artistic or entertaining merit,' and it wasn't that you have no sense of humor but that I'm objectively the opposite of frigging funny."

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    In Which A Secret Mutantblood Unknowingly Picks Up A Member Of The Nobility In A Bar Of Ill-Repute, After Which They Proceed To Have Sex, Fall Asleep, Then Have Sex Again While The Mutant Desperately Tries To Hide His Blood Color And Not Laugh At The Blueblood's Deplorable Jokes. Contains References To Ashen Pornography, A Somewhat Pitiable Inability To Handle The Gloriousness Of War, And Mentions Of Conciliatory Perversions Unsuitable For Trolls Aged Eight Or Under.

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    Oh my god why is this so amazing xD

  5. Rec 97

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    DAVESPRITE: i mean not to sound condescending or anything but its got to be like borderline omnipotence pretty much
    DAVESPRITE: just put your mind to it
                ( — Act 5, Act 2 )

    For the HSO 2012 Bonus Round 1. Prompt: Jade/Davesprite, body horror + comfort. Between acts.

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