Snarp

Tiny adorable red robot



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  1. Rec 59

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    Dear Ms. Lalonde, my name is Jane and I met your daughter online last month...

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    18 Nov 2014

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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

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    11 Mar 2014

  3. Rec 39

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    “The booby trap was supposed to catch heroes. And unprofessional archaeologists. I didn’t think anyone else would come up here.”

    “Oh, what, so I’m not hero material, is that it?” said Sollux. “Just because I can’t see and don’t have two biceps per arm, I’m not booby worthy, huh?”

    There was a pause as they both considered that sentence.

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    07 Nov 2013

  4. Rec 60

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    When Roxy turns six, she asks her parents where she came from. Rose explains that she fell to Earth on the back of a meteor, creating a smoky crater in the ground with tumble and a thud and a big, fiery bang.

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    03 Nov 2013

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    It’s been at least ten minutes since you closed your laptop and you still haven’t left your room. You are frozen between two equally terrible possibilities. Strangely enough, neither involves your mother refusing to believe you or rejecting you; these outcomes are out of your control and thus difficult to think about.

    You’re going downstairs to tell your mother that you’re a girl.

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    14 Oct 2013