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    Modern technology has vastly increased people's chances of finding their soulmate. A hundred years ago, the chance was only 5%. Now it was very nearly 24%.

    Chris has no problems with being in the other 76%. Searching for his soulmate would cut into his very valuable 'obsessing over Kevin Richardson' time.

     
    "I am not obsessed with Kevin," Chris said. "We just... Kevin and I have a complicated relationship based on mutual glaring."

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    Bacon made everything better, especially when you were pushing forty and slowly going crazy while holed up in the middle of nowhere with a pregnant dude.

    Well. Being holed up with a pregnant dude was weird, but it really only called for about a pound of bacon. Then there was being holed up with a pregnant dude when the baby wasn't yours. That called for maybe two pounds of bacon.

    When the pregnant dude was one of your best friends who was sleeping with another one of your best friends, who just happened to be—Surprise!—an alien, and the baby was an alien, too, but of unknown parentage... Well, then. Congratulations. Your life just turned into an intergalactic soap opera.

    (In which Chris Kirkpatrick consumes a lot of bacon and thinks about Star Trek. Takes place about 4 months after the end of the first Newt 'Verse fic.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    19
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    565
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    Once upon a time, Lance thought he was the Worst Dancer in NSYNC. But someone taught him to stop thinking that way, and now he's Dancing with the Stars.

    (a.k.a., the one where JC is a DWTS judge)

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    English
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    21,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    30
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    8
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    2818
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    Lance loves all the trappings of a traditional Christmas, but roughly five years after the events of the main Alien!MPREG story, JC gets to be in charge of their family Christmas.

    Contains spoilers for still unwritten parts of the main 'verse.

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    1/1
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    21
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    526
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    AU:
    The wild dog that Stiles sorta kinda adopted has gone missing. He wants to find it. With Scott's assistance, he starts a Lost Dog poster campaign.

    Derek doesn't want to be found, because he isn't Stiles's dog. Well... not anymore. And Stiles's posters are embarrassing.

    Will the rest of the Hale family be able to change Derek's mind?

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    English
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    13,152
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
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    107
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    16530
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    Waya has opinions about umbrellas, and Shindou and Isumi are doing it wrong.

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    1,258
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    1/1
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    1
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    11
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1116
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    The first time, it just happened and maybe it got a little nasty, but the fact that they keep doing it shows that really, a little nasty was exactly what they both wanted.

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    1/1
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    3
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1065
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    AU. Takeshi is a teacher. His boyfriend, Keisuke, writes an inappropriate essay for him.

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    2/2
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    8
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    Takahashi Ryousuke is surprised to learn the identity of his cyberlover. (And the author is strangely fixated on a sweater.)

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    136
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    WIP - Ichikawa Harumi first encounters the Touya family when she's in middle school.

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    English
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    3/?
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    5
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    162
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    NSYNC wakes up in a shack which may, quite possibly, be Canadian.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    576
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    When Lance is shipped off for a year in North Dakota, he's dreading the end of the world as he knows it (and probably death by boredom). He's anything but bored when a couple of gods decide that he needs a big, gay, sequin-studded romance.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    776
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    Young professional Go players are a poorly socialized bunch. You make a simple, boring mistake, and they've all got to comment on it and make it into a thing. It's not a thing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1395
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    It's a PWP with JC and Joey (who has been turned into a teddy bear). Yes. It's a plushie sex fic. OMG.

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    English
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    760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    11
    Hits:
    478
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    A new hero claims the mantle of Cookie Man and calls his sidekick, Sprinkles, back into action.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    13
    Hits:
    362
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    Chris buys a house. Lance is there to help christen it.

    Language:
    English
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    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    252
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    Hikaru's got a big mouth. Prompt: "Them's fighting words!"

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
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    Imagine, if you will, what would have happened if Hikaru had entered puberty earlier.

    Language:
    English
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    1,365
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1202
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    Hikaru eats nori.

    Language:
    English
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    100
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    1/1
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    8
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    369
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    JC gets a cat and a new boyfriend... eventually. Meanwhile, AJ gives someone a dog, and Nick thinks he knows what that means.

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    English
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    21,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    628

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