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    I.S.T.A.R.I.
    Ithryn Strategic Tactics and Reconnaissance Initiative

    The Wizards of Middle-earth are field agents, sent by the Valar. They have many names, and they know many secrets. They are also required to send in their paperwork. Agent Gandalf the Grey is kind of terrible at reports.

    A collection of Gandalf's field reports during the events of the Quest for Erebor and the Battle of the Five Armies.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Quite legitimately the worst TURN Coffee Shop AU you will ever read.

    Slow burn? No burn. It is just four pages of Simcoe making sure Hewlett doesn’t get any of the coffee he is constantly trying to brew.

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    17 Jun 2017

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    When Harry was eleven years old, his Hogwarts letter came by owl. He'd been accidentally blowing windows open and lighting cauliflower on fire for years. James took Harry to go get his wand at Ollivanders, and Lily took Dudley to the Owl Emporium where he tried to convince her they should build an aviary in the backyard. They came home with a fat black cat who hissed at everyone. Dudley named him Spooks, and Lily called him Monster.

    "Did you have to?" said James. "That is the meanest beast I've ever met, and I've known Remus unmedicated on full moons and a pubescent Sirius thwarted in love."

    Lily, who had ink on her cheek and a ballpoint pen stuck behind her ear, waved vaguely at the living room without looking up from her arrest report. Dudley was asleep in an armchair. The cat sprawled across his lap. Both its front paws were wrapped around Dudley's arm as it cleaned his wrist with aggressive fondness.

    "Alright," said James. "Yeah, you had to."

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    29 May 2017

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    21 May 2017

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    “My dear Mr. Baggins, you cannot possibly imagine I have brought you across the boundaries of the sundered world, bending every law of gods and men, over land and over sea and through the fathomless heights, for your health? Well, I did, of course I did, and I’d do it again. But it was not for your own good only that I brought you here. I have been on this world a very long time, Mr. Baggins, and if there is one thing that I have learned about the Wise and the Great, it’s that they benefit from the company of hobbits, and it’s the wisest and greatest who have most need of them.”

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    11 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    If I were to marry, it must be because I was of one mind and soul with my husband. If necessary, I would best him in animated discussion until I had brought him round to my way of thinking.

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    9 Mar 2017