- Homestuck (2)
The listing seems almost too good to be true, when you find it on some shitty job site, gathering digital dust. You can tell why no one answered it, worded the way it was ('We need someone to digitize out old files and sale records and shit'), but the posted pay rate was just too tempting to pass up. Even if it was a joke, or the position had been filled, it wouldn't hurt to call the number on the ad, right?
It sends you to the Rejection Hotline.
-- In which Sollux Captor gets a new job, and way more than he bargained for.
EB: oh yeah...
EB: you're the orange dave.
EB: hey no offense, but do you think i could talk to the real dave for a second?
TG: god dammit
TG: i am the real dave
TG: you know the one who saved your life