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    Zayn's fairly certain the world actually hates him. He's got the shittiest luck, and fate seems to want to fuck with him. But maybe that's exactly what he needs.

    One Direction returns to London for a break from their Take Me Home Tour in August 2013, and after an unfortunate run-in at a coffee shop, Liam and Zayn find themselves in a fake relationship. Except, it ends up not feeling fake at all.

    (Basically, I wanted to write fakedating!ziam).

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    18 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Why don’t you make a listing, like, on Craigslist?” said Louis.

    “What?” asked Niall. “A listing for what?”

    “A fake boyfriend,” Louis told him, shrugging and taking a sip of his beer. “Like, ‘Looking for someone to pretend to be my boyfriend at a wedding in Dublin on the twenty-first of October.’”

    “Yeah. That’s not weird at all,” said Niall, rolling his eyes, sarcasm heavy in his tone.

    “It could work though,” said Liam, considering Louis’ idea.

    “You’re both off your nuts if ya think I’m going to make a personal advert looking for a fake boyfriend.” He frowned. “Ya know how pathetic and desperate that sounds?”

     

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    Niall's family expected him to bring a date to his cousin's wedding. Unlucky in love but unwilling to admit defeat and go back to Dublin alone, Niall posted on Craigslist looking for a fake boyfriend. An eccentric lad named Harry answered his advert. They spent the weekend together, giving a convincing performance as boyfriends, and both boys became a little confused about what was pretend and what was real.

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    17 Jan 2018

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    They're childhood friends, so Louis doesn't protest when the four of them decide to start spending ruts exclusively with him. There's one technicality however, and it's the fact that he's deeply in love with all of them, and well, they're not. He doesn't expect them to be though, because Harry's a famous singer, Liam's a football player, Zayn's a model, and Niall's the star of a number of cooking shows. He's just grateful enough that they like his body. OT5 relationship.

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    16 Jan 2018

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    “That’s my name, baby, I’m Louis.” The voice on the phone inhales sharply, then says, “Gonna take my cock now, princess?”

     

     

    Harry lets out a high-pitched mhmm and shudders as he pulls his fingers out of his hole, groping for the vibrator. “Nice to meet you,” he says, feeling a bit dizzy with how hard his untouched cock is.

     

    Louis is just a simple phone sex line operator, but to Harry, he's Daddy.

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    11 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    A better adult probably would have changed their emergency contact information once they had convinced said contact that they wanted nothing to do with them, but Louis had never been very good at proper adult things. Besides, it’s not like he thought he’d ever need it.

    Or: Louis wakes up in the hospital with unfinished business at his bedside. Turns out Nick has some unfinished business, too.

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    11 Jan 2018