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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Continuing Prompt: The Musketeers are all openly female. King Louis is amused by the concept of a female guard, and once they've proven themselves all to be extremely competent, he allows it.

    Aramis leaned over and flicked a gold dusted fingernail against d'Artagnan's forehead.

    "We told you, silly goose. We're your sisters, not your ladies." They were the queen's own, Tréville's daughters, and ladies of the Musketeers, but to d'Artagnan they were nothing so entrenched in imagery and devotion. Apparently he had not pieced that all together yet. Aramis could wait, but she would be the first to claim patience was not one of her virtues.

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    In which our ladies go up against old friends, new enemies, plenty of crazy people, and, on occasion, each other. They know they lead odd lives.

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    8 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Chef Athos has an up-and-coming restaurant, a new relationship with two guys who used to run a food truck, and an overworked floor manager who smuggled her ex-boyfriend onto his staff to play waiter. To say nothing of the quickly rising tide of peers and critics circling and waiting for him to implode. Again.

    With crowds stretching down the street, they barely made it through the holidays with their sanity; worse, Mardi Gras is right around the corner. As much as Athos is dragging his feet on getting his life in order, they need another set of hands in the kitchen, and soon.

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    8 Jul 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    Prompt: The Musketeers are all openly female. King Louis is amused by the concept of a female guard, and once they've proven themselves all to be extremely competent, he allows it.

     

    They appeared on her doorstep late into the night, and Constance could tell they had been running through hell and back. The kohl that lined Porthos’ eyes were smudges instead of the steady lines she usually wore, and while Constance was used to seeing Aramis’ lips stained red she knew blood when she saw it. Athos’ gorgeous, wild hair that usually tumbled down her waist had been hacked short in jagged, ugly cuts from her shoulders to her chin.

     

    TW: Brief thoughts of sexual violence and emotionally abusive relationships

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    8 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I like noses,” Jean says, kissing Armand’s.

    Armand kisses him back. This, too, is a type of evasion.

    In the back of the Doctor’s mind, a voice says, time’s up.

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    8 Jul 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    An ambush on the edge of a frozen lake takes things from bad to worse.

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    8 Jul 2017