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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    She’s humming Blinded By the Light to herself when it happens, and it’s kind of ironic, really, because she’s tightening a bolt and just rolling into the chorus (revved up like a deuce has always made her snicker like a schoolboy) when the lights flicker and then pop, and at first she thinks the lights went out altogether, but no, what’s currently obliterating her vision is just the aftershock of the 100 watt bulb that she crammed into a 60 watt socket a few weeks ago that has only just now decided to leave this plane of existence.

    ...but then she leaves it, too.

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    29 Jul 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    One day Eliot gets a phone call early in the morning. Somehow, he knows what it means.

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    26 Jul 2016

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  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Hardison and Parker tell Eliot he should try on a bunch of outfits and have his picture taken. A lot. He isn't sure why he's the only one doing this, until he is.

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    26 Jul 2016

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  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Tickets to 'Fun Home'!" says Holtz.

    "A lesbian with a family funeral home," Patty says, pursing her lips and giving Holtz a Look. “Holtzy, why would I pay eighty-seven dollars to sit through a song-and-dance version of last Saturday’s dinner with my folks?”

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    26 Jul 2016

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  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Holtzmann has never heard of tying a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. So the gang tells her about it and hilarity ensues.

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    24 Jul 2016

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