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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Thorin squeezed his eyes closed and wished that he was dead. His Gods-damned sister had ‘borrowed’ the private jet to hop across to the Maldives with her sons on a whim, and had ‘forgotten’ to tell him about it. Again.

    Save that this time, Thorin had actually had an urgent business meeting to attend, over in bloody New York, and flying commercial was a personal trial on many levels. Firstly. Bloody Heathrow. Secondly. The teeming masses. Not even Singapore’s Changi Airport, which had a hotel lobby-like First Class check-in facility, had quite worked out how to minimise contact with the hordes of humanity, and Heathrow certainly fucking hadn’t. Thirdly. The godsdamned holiday season and its unashamedly commercial thrust of lurid ‘good’ cheer, obnoxious jingles and all.

    He was going to murder Dís whenever he next saw her.

    [added chapter 2, because popular demand]

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    20 Jan 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    AU: Smaug is slain by the elves; in exchange, Thorin comes to Mirkwood at Thranduil's request.

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    14 Jan 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    Thorin is victorious, and the terms of Mirkwood’s surrender are unbearable. There might be, however, another way. And Thranduil is not above sacrificing for the good of his people.

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    20 Dec 2014

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    Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he's a Hobbit. They make the best of things.

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    18 Dec 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Loki gets cursed. But he is not the only one affected by it.

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    7 Dec 2014

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