Shermighty



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    Thorin was certain he had a problem.
    After all, the man looked like a bloody grocer- like some curly haired, bright eyed, bushy tailed cherub: totally vanilla and not sexy in any way at all.
    At least, that was what Thorin was trying to tell himself.

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    22 Oct 2017

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    After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn't sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him -- but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo's quite used to being the talk of the Shire.

    The line of Durin might suffer of thick skulls, but fortunately Kíli is less stubborn than his uncle and brother, and decides to fix things, even if that means taking his newlywed wife for a ride all the way to the Shire and beyond. Of course, he doesn't yet know what he'll see there -- but he does know how to fix things. Even if it means giving up his claim to the throne.

    (Let's not kid ourselves -- that's his favourite part.)

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    21 Oct 2017

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    18 Oct 2017

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    Bilbo didn’t mean to do this. Well, of course he didn’t. This isn’t his fault.
    One moment he was sitting in front of the fire where they were camped in the forest at the edge of The Lonely Mountain, clicking his tongue at Fili and Kili chucking bits of bread at Balin, the next they were under attack.
    It all happened so fast, Azog and his Orcs embarking on a brutal slaughter before they had the chance to raise a sword in defence, and Bilbo somehow managed to claw his way through the forest and to the foot of the Lonely Mountain where he comes face-to-face with… Thorin… who Bilbo was certain just had his head chopped off a moment ago.
    To make matters worse, he doesn’t seem to recognise him. And Erebor is… well, not a charred and blackened empty tomb inhabited by a dragon.
    And yeah, Bilbo’s fairly certain this isn’t going to end well.

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    17 Oct 2017

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    As far as he could tell, he had been kidnapped, which in itself made this week more than a little unusual.

    In which Bilbo steals away the Lord of Death, and Thorin can't quite bring himself to stay angry about it.

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    10 Oct 2017