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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    22 May 2013

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    “He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."

    Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

    "Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."

    "Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."

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    17 May 2013

  3. Rec 25

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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

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    7 May 2013

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    "Hey, remember when we popped zits together? So sexy."

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    3 May 2013

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    "Hold still," Stiles says, hand clamping down on the back of Derek's neck to keep him from turning and it's laughable, really – the thought that that would be enough to hold him. Except it is. Because Stiles' fingers are gripping the nape of Derek's neck, pressure sure and hard and Derek- Derek can't fucking breathe.

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    9 Apr 2013

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Snagging the lube out of Stiles' lax grip is relatively easy; letting Stiles' fingers slip from his mouth so he can squeeze a line of slick over them is an annoyance that hits him low down, squarely in the section of his libido that's dedicated to hand kink. Because Stiles' hands.

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