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The erotic love letters of one Magneto to one Professor X.
Work in progress
Maybe Charles will write back.
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An epic round robin fill originally posted to the kinkmeme, wherein SharpestScalpel and I took turns writing the crackiest crack that ever cracked.
For this prompt:
Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.
Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.
But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.
BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.
Posted here with original story breaks and comment box subject lines mostly intact. [Unspecified deity] help us all.
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Who Rides There So Late Through The Night Dark And Drear? by SharpestScalpel
X-Men: First Class (2011)
18 Aug 2012
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For the Xmen Tales challenge - an adaptation inspired by the Erl King.
Charles has been dreaming. But he should have known better than to leave the inn in the middle of the night.
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Performance anxiety and feelings - and for once, Charles says the right thing.
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Erik is Charles's willing captive - there are negotiations to be held.
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From a kink meme prompt here:
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/8074.html?thread=17609098t17609098
5x Eirk nearly made it to subspace and 1x he did.
Yup, in the mood for subspace!Erik like you wouldn't believe. :D
Would prefer no Erik/Others and Charles/Others but if needs must then I won't begrudge, certainly.Extra internet baked goods for aftercare snippet(s) and/or emotionally-overwhelmed-in-a-good-way-&-thus-teary-eyed!Erik b/c lol, how can I justify this, I can't resist those eyes? (and neither can Charles, trololo)
Also, waffles or pancakes? (I'm a pancake girl, what can I say) (of course, waffles or pancakes need not be present in fic, ahahaha)
TTFYT and best regards, anon. \o/
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From this kink meme prompt:
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/7634.html?thread=13945554#t13945554
The prompt is long, so I've added it in the notes.
There is both Charles/Erik here and excerpts from a fictional novel that Erik is reading.
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It was a good idea to give the unassuming doctor a try.
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Charles is a selkie. Erik finds his pelt.
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Charles is a busy professor in his 30s - busy enough that a craigslist casual encounter is really the only way he's going to get laid any time soon.
Erik is a 19-year-old virgin with an internet connection and no social skills.
I think you see where this is going.
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It's Saturday Morning, Do You Know Where Your Consulting Detective Is? by SharpestScalpel
Sherlock (TV)
21 Jan 2012
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John wakes up to a quiet morning to himself. Kind of.
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Erik shares an afternoon snack with Charles.
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An Efficient Bodily Process by SharpestScalpel for mumblemutter
X-Men: First Class (2011)
18 Jan 2012
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Charles needs to piss. Erik is not entirely accommodating.
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Not In The Rain Or Under The Moon by SharpestScalpel
X-Men: First Class (2011), Fairy Tales and Related Fandoms
15 Jan 2012
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From a kink meme prompt here:
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/6437.html?thread=11323173#t11323173
See the notes at the beginning for the text of the prompt!
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Moira and Erik take the twins and her niece to the local bandshell for a very special live appearance by Mr. Xavier. Nothing can ever be easy for Erik, including meeting the man his children seem to love so much.
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- Part 6 of Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood
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A short, quiet moment in the Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood universe (before the first meeting), based on this amazing art by verilyvexed! I am so astounded by how gorgeous it is!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/307670
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- Part 7 of Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood
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Immovable Objects Meeting Unstoppable Forces by SharpestScalpel
X-Men: First Class (2011), Sherlock (TV)
27 Dec 2011
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Charles Xavier and his newly recruited cohort Erik Lensherr work for MI-6; in fact, Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr work for Mycroft Holmes.
An injury takes Erik to Baker Street, to the due and dutiful care of one John Watson.
And then what happens?
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Minifill for a kink meme prompt:
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/6437.html?thread=10589989#t10589989
Erik eats a really raw steak and it's very primal and bloody and yet it turns Charles on like nothing else.
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"No matter how we change on the outside, we're still ourselves inside." - Mr Rogers
Once upon a time, there was a lovely little kitten with very large paws and claws - how Henrietta Beastlycat came to be so blue.
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- Part 5 of Mr. Xavier's Neighborhood
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From a kink meme prompt (what are the odds of that?):
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/6192.html?thread=9532976#t9532976
Charles marries Erik without ever being allowed to see him. There is a lot of hot passionate sex, but Charles is always either blindfolded or the room is always too dark to make out Erik's face. Charles' so-called friends suggest that Erik might be really ugly and encourage him to find out what Erik looks like.
I just want lots of semi-anonymous porn and torn/confused!Charles.
There's not much porn, alas. I need to work on that.