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    Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Would Watch Steve Hump A Mattress In A Heartbeat" and "Bucky Barnes Begins To Get His Groove Back. And By Groove I Mean Sex."

    Bucky sleeps with Steve every night now. This has led to some...frustration.

    In which Bucky Barnes takes a shower and takes care of a particularly stubborn erection - and reminds himself of an important lesson along the way.

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    English
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    3,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1948
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    Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Gets A Manicure And His Man" and "Bucky Barnes: Have You Been Using My Hair Treament - No, I Can't Use A Line From O Brother, Where Art Thou? As A Title, Self."

    Bucky has a lot of good days. But sometimes there is still stuff that throws him. He just doesn't understand why this time it's a little bottle of nail polish that he lifted from Tasha's apartment. This shouldn't be that big a deal. Except for how it's totally a big deal.

    In which Bucky Barnes has a hard time but figures himself out anyway with the help of his friends because sometimes that's how life works best.

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    English
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    7,477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    936
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    Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky's Second First Kiss" and "They Were Hard Times And Bad Things Happened But Bucky Is Much Better Now."

    Bucky always kept himself busy when Steve was away at summer camp. It mostly went well until it didn't.

    In which Bucky remembers and in which Bucky moves on from memories.

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    English
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    2,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1358
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    Other considered names for this fic include: "No, Really, Sarah Rogers Hates Calvin Coolidge" and "Bucky And Steve Are Great But Check Out Their Mothers."

    Wherever little Stevie Rogers went, Bucky Barnes was sure to follow. But the neighborhood wasn't surprised by that, not with the way the widow Sarah Rogers and Winifred Barnes got on together. And if girls in need of help found their way to those women, well. The neighborhood would always take care of its own.

    In which Sarah Rogers and Winifred Barnes are a force to be reckoned with both alone and together, provide a certain service to girls who find themselves in trouble, raise their children, survive Black Tuesday, and save each other's lives in more ways than one.

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    English
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    4,576
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1376
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    Other considered names for this fic include: "Ma Barnes, Secret Abortionist" and "Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy."

    Bucky is still uncomfortable, still figuring everything out, but he's tired of sitting still. That's when he finds the ad on Craigslist looking for a self-defense instructor for the local rec center. Bucky figures he can teach which he knows.

    In which Bucky Barnes teaches self-defense, asks about pronouns, steals Steve's ice cream, gets in trouble with the press, and eventually realizes that, yes, his mother would be proud of him.

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    English
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    11,730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    598
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    4866
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    Hydra Trash Meme fill for this prompt:

    http://hydratrashmeme.dreamwidth.org/1504.html?thread=2052064#cmt2052064

    In order to keep him from getting distracted, Hydra kept the Winter Soldier in a cock cage/whatever kind of chastity device author wants while on his missions. ALL of his missions. Including the one where he went to save the Project Insight helicarrier and ended up wandering off. For whatever reason, he doesn't remove it himself (maybe he physically can't, maybe he doesn't want to, maybe he's so used to it it never even occurs to him to do so). Cue however much time later, he's back with Steve and Steve finds out. When and how is up to author, I just want Steve finding out that not only was Bucky kept in this thing while with Hydra, he's had it on the whole time he's been away from them as well.

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    English
    Words:
    1,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2861
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    Hydra Trash Meme fill for this prompt:

    http://hydratrashmeme.dreamwidth.org/1504.html?thread=2551008#cmt2551008

    Bucky is incontinent. Steve kind of likes it but Bucky doesn't know that. They both wallow in shame, of course.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3881
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    The erotic love letters of one Magneto to one Professor X.

    Work in progress

    Maybe Charles will write back.

    Language:
    English
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    4,603
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    8773
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    An epic round robin fill originally posted to the kinkmeme, wherein SharpestScalpel and I took turns writing the crackiest crack that ever cracked.

    For this prompt:

    Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.

    Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.

    But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.

    BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.

    Posted here with original story breaks and comment box subject lines mostly intact. [Unspecified deity] help us all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,568
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4441
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    For the Xmen Tales challenge - an adaptation inspired by the Erl King.

    Charles has been dreaming. But he should have known better than to leave the inn in the middle of the night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,620
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3045
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    Performance anxiety and feelings - and for once, Charles says the right thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1630
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    Erik is Charles's willing captive - there are negotiations to be held.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2276
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    From a kink meme prompt here:

    http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/8074.html?thread=17609098t17609098

    5x Eirk nearly made it to subspace and 1x he did.
    Yup, in the mood for subspace!Erik like you wouldn't believe. :D
    Would prefer no Erik/Others and Charles/Others but if needs must then I won't begrudge, certainly.

    Extra internet baked goods for aftercare snippet(s) and/or emotionally-overwhelmed-in-a-good-way-&-thus-teary-eyed!Erik b/c lol, how can I justify this, I can't resist those eyes? (and neither can Charles, trololo)

    Also, waffles or pancakes? (I'm a pancake girl, what can I say) (of course, waffles or pancakes need not be present in fic, ahahaha)

    TTFYT and best regards, anon. \o/

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    1,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2924
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    From this kink meme prompt:

    http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/7634.html?thread=13945554#t13945554

    The prompt is long, so I've added it in the notes.

    There is both Charles/Erik here and excerpts from a fictional novel that Erik is reading.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,006
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    7523
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    It was a good idea to give the unassuming doctor a try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2082
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    Charles is a selkie. Erik finds his pelt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,388
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    9734
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    Charles is a busy professor in his 30s - busy enough that a craigslist casual encounter is really the only way he's going to get laid any time soon.

    Erik is a 19-year-old virgin with an internet connection and no social skills.

    I think you see where this is going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    6618
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    John wakes up to a quiet morning to himself. Kind of.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    6685
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    Erik shares an afternoon snack with Charles.

    Language:
    English
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    623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1245
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    Charles needs to piss. Erik is not entirely accommodating.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4101

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