SharpestScalpel
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The erotic love letters of one Magneto to one Professor X.
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Maybe Charles will write back.
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An epic round robin fill originally posted to the kinkmeme, wherein SharpestScalpel and I took turns writing the crackiest crack that ever cracked.
For this prompt:
Charles is a virgin. King Shaw uses him as bait to capture unicorns.
Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.
But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.
BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.
Posted here with original story breaks and comment box subject lines mostly intact. [Unspecified deity] help us all.
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Who Rides There So Late Through The Night Dark And Drear? by SharpestScalpel
X-Men: First Class (2011)
18 Aug 2012
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For the Xmen Tales challenge - an adaptation inspired by the Erl King.
Charles has been dreaming. But he should have known better than to leave the inn in the middle of the night.
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Performance anxiety and feelings - and for once, Charles says the right thing.
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Erik is Charles's willing captive - there are negotiations to be held.
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His roommate keeps knocking on the door and saying things, words that must have an order and a meaning somewhere, in some part of the universe that isn't this one, this part where Derek is dead and Stiles didn't answer his phone and Derek is dead and Derek is dead.
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28 May 2013
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John Stilinski knows his son.
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- Part 1 of a real hero
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27 May 2013
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“Just - just the photos though, right?” Stiles asks.
“Mmm,” she hums. “Full frontal, with a partner and orgasms.”
Stiles chokes.
“Non-penetrative,” she adds.
Stiles bangs his head lightly on his desk, loses his grip on his phone, and has to dive for it before it hits the grimy carpet. He shoves it up to his ear in time to hear her saying “-or now.”
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25 May 2013
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John and Mike throw a party, Greg is a mysterious stranger, and things are awkward in the morning. But at least there's tea.
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17 Apr 2013
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"March 2, 1810. . .
Today, I met the man I’m going to marry."At the age of eight, Genim “Stiles” Stilinski showed no signs of Great Beauty. And even at eight, Stiles learned to accept the expectations society held for him--until the evening when Derek Hale, the handsome and dashing Alpha of the Hale pack, solemnly kissed his hand and promised him that one day he would grow into himself, that one day he would be as beautiful as he already was smart. And even at eight, Stiles knew he would love him forever.
But the years that followed were as cruel to Derek as they were kind to Stiles. Stiles is as intriguing as the Duke boldly predicted on that memorable day--while Derek is a lonely, bitter man, crushed by a devastating loss. But Stiles has never forgotten the truth he set down on paper all those years earlier--and he will not allow the love that is his destiny to slip through his fingers . .
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14 Mar 2013